Hey Ohio If It Could Feel Like Fall That'd Be Great

Hey Ohio, If It Could Feel Like Fall That'd Be Great

I know you finally picked one season to stick with, but it's the wrong one.


Dear Ohio,

I know you have the reputation of being inconsistent with your weather. I mean, a phrase I hear every day is "if you don't like the weather here, just wait a day/a few hours and I'm sure it will be different." And the past few months have definitely been inconsistent; I spent half the summer freezing and then once the semester started it finally felt like what we were waiting all summer for. But the fact that it's been over a month since Labor Day and the heat index today at it's high today is 96 degrees Fahrenheit - it's ridiculous.

It's October for freaking sake, give me something that even remotely feels like autumn. Heck, if I could have a day where the high was only 75 degrees, I'd be pretty freaking grateful. Every day I wake up in sweatpants, freezing in my blissfully air-conditioned dorm room, and have to check the weather because otherwise I'd go out wearing leggings and be reduced to a puddle of sweat not even five minutes after stepping outside.

I appreciate the fact that you did decide to give us some weather that in fact feels like summer, but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I have 17 credit hours of classes keeping me stuck in a library, watching the sun shining from behind a mountain of homework and other commitments? I wish it had felt like this all summer when I was working outside and would have enjoyed getting tan and having busy days at the pool when everyone could relax and not be procrastinating on homework, papers, and exams as they sit around in hammocks. Seriously, why the heck did you decide to have summer show up now? I was sick for almost a week and a half and had to watch all of my friends go out and enjoy the weather while my immune system had decided it was late enough in the year that it was time for me to be incapacitated and reliant on cold medicine on a schedule to get through the day.

Also, how am I supposed to enjoy fall activities if I'm soaked in sweat? It's October, the wonderful time of spooky season, apple-picking, and flannel-wearing. I can't enjoy wearing jeans and sweaters if I'm going to die of heatstroke within half an hour of looking very cute (and being very comfortable). I want to carve pumpkins and sit around a bonfire with my friends drinking hot cider. How do you expect me to do this when it only gets down to 80 freaking degrees at night? If you could simmer down and start acting like fall, we'd all appreciate it.


A fall-loving Ohioan

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Falling For Fall

An open letter to welcome the beginning of fall.

Dear Fall,

Welcome back! After a long hot summer, it's about time you came. Bring on the colored leaves, fall photo shoots, new clothes, and pumpkins galore. I'm not looking forward to freezing cold winter weather, so feel free to stay around for awhile.

Like any season, you have your ups and downs. I love sweater weather, and showing off my new fall wardrobe is great fun. The smell of pumpkin spice takes over. I can get to class without breaking a sweat because of the heat, and I don't have to carry around a heavy coat just yet.

Now, all these things are great. But why, oh why must stinkbugs exist? It's not your fault, but the stinkbugs seem to take over the world when fall rolls around. Also - I love walking outside, hearing the satisfying sound of crunching leaves beneath my feet. Catching falling leaves is like a handshake with God. The one complaint I have about this is the necessity of raking. But I guess even raking leaves is worthwhile, so long as I get to jump into a pile of them afterwards.

You're a beautiful reminder of endings. Which is bittersweet - it can be hard to watch the leaves fall, leaving trees standing bare. But with every ending comes a new beginning. It's okay to let things go, having faith that a new beautiful thing will come. And how lovely it is, to walk along a path covered in leaves. You provide a sweet sense of surrender that no other season brings. So thank you, Fall.

Apples, boots, s'mores, sweaters, bonfires, pumpkins, scarves, leaves, crisp air - I could go on and on. For a girl like me, you certainly provide ample opportunities for photo shoots.

It's during fall that I love being outside. There's a certain peace to watching the trees change color and fall off, one by one. There's a beauty to you that no other season has. God paints the world in reds, oranges, and yellows. Everyone notices the beauty of creation just a little bit more during this time of year. I guess I could say people truly fall for you, Fall.

The chill in the air, the comforting breeze as it flows through the trees, falling leaves. What a beautiful time of year. A time God reminds us that there are seasons in life that come and go, but each season has a unique beauty to it.

So thank you, Fall. Thank you for the cool weather you provide, so we're able to snuggle up in warm sweaters and boots. Thank you for the beautiful colors that paint the world. Thank you for the calming smells that stir up happy memories. Thank you for the falling leaves that remind us of the beauty of changing times. Thank you for showing us there is hope in both endings and beginnings.

Even when you go away, I know you'll always come back.

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