If you are anything like me, you know that the final debate is going to be as intense as the last two were. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off one last time at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas as they make the final push towards Election Day. If the previous two presidential debates were any indication, the final debate should be even more riveting, dramatic and, dare I say, loony.
Want to know how to watch the debate and endure all the agony that goes on? Turn it into a drinking game! Here are the rules:
Take a drink if/when:
1) Trump sniffles when he speaks.
2) Clinton shimmies.
3) Trump and Clinton argue about whether Trump supported the Iraq War or not
4) Clinton brings up Trump's tax returns
5) Trump brings up Clinton's emails
6) Trump says "Huge" or "Bigly"
7) Trump says hewants to "lock up Clinton" or get a prosecutor and put her in jail (either one)
8) The 2nd Amendment is brought up in some way
9) The moderator (Chris Wallace) cannot control the debate
10) Nuclear wars are brought up
11) The crowd cheers/boos
12) Clinton begins to cough
13) Trump references Clinton's health or stamina
14) Either candidate calls the other a liar or accuses them of lying
15) Obama is mentioned
16) The word "millennial" is mentioned
Take 2 sips if/when:
1) Benghazi becomes a topic of discussion
2) Trump brings up "drug testing" for Clinton
3) Trump calls Clinton "Crooked Hillary"
4) Either Trump or Clinton ignores the moderator and keeps talking past the time limit
5) Clinton laughs at something Trump says
6) Trump brings up Hillary's husband Bill or Clinton brings up Donald's wife Melania in some way whether it's rape or lies. (Take a shot if there was some type of cover-up)
7) Clinton diverts a question regarding her emails
8) Trump diverts a question regarding touching women inappropriately
9) Changing plans for Healthcare are discussed
10) Trump or Clinton says their campaign slogan ("Make America Great Again" for Trump and "Stronger Together" for Clinton) (Take multiple sips whenever Trump says "great")
11) Clinton calls Trump a "Bigot" or "Racist"
12) Trump brings up the success of his businesses (This will probably beenough to get you drunk by itself)
Take a shot if/when:
1) Trump says the election is rigged by the dishonest media
2) Trump says the comments he made about groping women were just "locker room talk
3) Clinton tells Trump he lives in his own reality
4) Russia or Putin are brought up
5) Trump makes any reference to the size of his hands
6) At any point Trump says "Disaster," "Wall," or "China"
7) There is a mention of the Middle Class
8) Trump interrupts Hillary more than 3 times
9) "WRONG" is exclaimed by Trump
10) Trump changes the subject to ISIS
11) If Trump says he loves minorities more than Clinton
Chug and guzzle down your drink if/when:
1) When either Trump or Clinton accuses the other of being unfit or unqualified to be president
2) You are sick and tired of these debates
3) You cannot find the remote
4) You realized you've changed political parties during the debate
5) You have to use the bathroom, but you can't because there are no commercials during the debate
On and all, when you think you’re hearing the same things over and over again, drink some water and go to sleep.
When all is said and done, remember to take public transportation home.
Good Luck!
