I'm Not Ready To Laugh With Sean Spicer

I'm Not Ready To Laugh With Sean Spicer

I'm just not ready to make people's suffering a punchline.

Sean Spicer, the angry muppet whose previous job was Press Secretary to the Donald Trump administration, appeared at the Emmys on Sunday. Spicer nodded towards Melissa McCarthy's portrayal of him on SNL by rolling up to the stage with the White House podium, and there were scattered laughs throughout the crowd.

But I'm not ready to laugh with Sean Spicer. I don't even think I'm ready to laugh AT him, which is what those who coordinated the Emmys are claiming was their intent.

By making jokes about how the crowd was the "largest audience to view the Emmys ever, period -- both in person and around the world," Spicer is admitting to the fact that he knew the Trump administration was having him feed the press lies, and he went forth and did so with pride. He continued to do so with pride, anger, and aggression until he was asked to step down.

"Who cares?" people will say. "It's funny that he's turning his back on the administration that is trying to ruin the lives of those who aren't rich white men!"

No, it's really not. The taxpayers paid for Spicer's salary, paid for him to feed the press lies and stretched truths, and the dreaded "fake news." Taxpayers -- ahem, hard-working Americans whose rights are slowly being stripped from them by the Trump administration Spicer so proudly defended -- paid his salary as he attempted to shut media out and prevent them from doing their job.

His appearance on the Emmys was validating himself -- what he did wasn't wrong, he was invited to appear on a major awards show and celebrities laughed at his jokes! So obviously he didn't do anything wrong! In this country, the court of public opinion is what matters, and Spicer was able to rebrand himself as a "critic" of the Trump administration in three short minutes.

Except it isn't funny, it isn't acceptable, and it isn't good enough to make a joke of an administration you defended. This administration continues to lie, stretch truths and be "shady" without you, Spicer, and don't think that that excuses your behavior.

I'm not ready to laugh with Sean Spicer. I'm not ready to let go of my anger, my disappointment, my horror, or the deep hole in my chest that the Trump administration has caused. I'm not ready to forgive him for associating with that crew, for agreeing with those decisions, for blindly following his leader instead of questioning him. I'm not ready to pretend that these past nine months haven't broken my heart time and time again. I'm just not ready to make people's suffering a punchline.

I'm not ready to laugh with Sean Spicer, and maybe I never will be.

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Fighting For Gun Control Is More Than Just A Fight To Restrict Weapons

The decision for restriction affects all of us, whether or not we own a gun.

First things first— the fight for gun control isn't about guns. It's about being able to feel protected and fight for our equality.

The recent Parkland shooting that occurred at Marjory Stoneman Douglass High School was only another mass shooting that has brought up the topic of gun control, an event that only followed the Las Vegas shooting on a country music festival, the Texas Church shooting, the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport shooting, the Lincoln Country shooting spree in Mississippi, the Maryland High School shooting and 427 other mass shootings — all taking place only in 2017.

If that's not already a reason for concern, within the first three months of 2018, we've had 68 mass shootings, and almost all could've been prevented through gun legislation and background checks. The problem with trying to advocate for reform is that someone has to be on the receiving end to hear, but the more the urgency to find a solution is revealed to us, the more we are suffocated and left unheard.

Mass shootings themselves are a symptom of America's brokenness, for having such internal conflict and no solution for it. We look at mass shootings and react by doing nothing, letting the problem remain very alive and the magnitude of it grow exponentially, such as in the Flint's water crisis (which still hasn't been fixed, in case you're wondering).

Thus, beginning America's use of exercising one clause in the First Amendment: our right to petition and gather. Walkouts are organized, protests are planned and more and more demonstrations are planned to gain the attention of Congress and the government to fix this growing issue. We try to promote gun legislation as a "now problem," a "yesterday problem," not a "later" problem, but one that's going to continue to grow and fester until it will be too big to do anything to stop it.

Solutions to the gun crisis shouldn't just be up to Congress. They should be addressed and debated by our nation as what is important to us as a country. Where do we stop and draw our boundaries? Is it more important to deal with our "now" problems: poverty, unemployment, racism or draw our attention to our "later" problems, which include stopping future mass shooters?

In other terms, if given the choice, would you improve a life or save one?

In theory, the entire issue can be easily solved: simply impose stricter protocols and restrictions on who can obtain and purchase firearms so that potential shooters either can't (or at least face great difficulty with) acquiring a firearm.

However, there's the conservative perspective: the issue isn't in guns at all, therefore we shouldn't restrict them, and if we do restrict, it infringes on our right to bear arms constitutionally deemed in the Second Amendment, or the right to hold weapons for our own defense. Liberals who believe the Second Amendment should hold exclusions feel that a prohibition should be made for weapons with warfare capabilities and restrictions should be imposed on smaller firearms.

Quite honestly, I don't believe entirely in either — no solution is completely correct.

The conservatives argue that the issue isn't about guns, and with that statement I completely agree. Guns can't kill people, people kill people using guns, but the gun didn't nor could make the decision to fire the bullet — that decision was made entirely by whoever's finger is on the trigger. However, I disagree that because the issue isn't about guns, we shouldn't restrict them as a result or allow such easy access to such dangerous weapons throughout the consumer market.

Similarly, I don't believe that banning warfare weapons and restricting smaller firearms will change anything. A gun is a gun, and all guns were designed and intended to kill. Whether or not it is an AK-12 or a handgun bought from a local Walmart doesn't matter. At the end of the day, it doesn't change the fact that a life has been taken — restriction or no restriction.

Instead, the problem lies in who we are as a nation, and who we are becoming.

We're given two possibilities as a result: either a nation completely without gun, or a nation so full with them that the likelihood for a mass shooting to occur is almost impossible, because everyone will supposedly then be able protect and defend themselves.

In both scenarios, we are dramatically changing who we are as a nation — either by abusing our right to bear arms or mass infringement by denying our Second Amendment, American rights. In all likelihood, both scenarios would most likely lead to more protests and internal conflict, a more broken America and a greater standstill in government.

Already, we are seeing the latter scenario take place by the arming of teachers within the school system to protect their students from another shooting event. Already, we are experiencing massive backlash and disagreement by the people and government. Just recently in high schools, we have witnessed walkouts over Trump’s election, over deportation, in support of striking teachers’ unions, against police violence, calling for justice for Trayvon Martin who died from a racial targeted shooting and nationally organized walkouts from inaction after Parkland.

Already, we are breaking America. Is this our future? Fighting to feel safe? Fighting to be equal? Is this our story?

Year after year, the record for casualties in a mass shooting have been broken; the body count of those lost to the same issue has increased tenfold, yet we're walking backward rather than forward on advancing to find a solution.

How is it that 12 high-powered rifles designed for war could be acquired and modified to be able to unleash nine rounds per second on a crowd of civilians in Las Vegas and not be stopped?

How is it that tips were made months before Parkland, warning police and the FBI of a YouTube user under "nickolas cruz" who posted death threats and comments proclaiming that he wanted to become a school shooter and not be stopped?

How is it that we have seen and sent our apologies to over six hundred shootings last year, plus the almost seventy shootings this year already, and not realize we need to move from our resolution standstill?

Already we have moved as a nation, through movements such as #NeverAgain and #ArmMeWith, started by teachers on Twitter who listed items they needed other than guns in their classrooms, such as more counselors to help the children, more teachers to decrease classroom size and overall funding towards the education system rather than towards buying weaponry for them. Our achievements as a society should be noticed it is now time for the government to act in response, creating that nation where we can finally believe that we are equal and feel we are safe.

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Republicans Turn Into Reactionaries

How the right turned from conservatism finest to reactionary lapdogs

Traditionally in America, we consider politics split long a dichotomy right vs. left, Republicans vs. Democrats, and liberal vs. conservative. The first two remain as true today as they were since the founding of the Republican Party but recent events have changed the third point. Today's divide is not between liberals and conservatives but between liberals and reactionaries.

Now outside of a political science seminar, the word reactionary seldom comes up in polite conversation though it is a useful word to know. For many of those who do use the term it is applied simply as a more extreme form of conservatism, however, I believe that it is something more than that. To understand what a reactionary is it's important first to understand how reactionaries are similar to conservatives and how they differ.

The political project of conservatism is essential to conserve society the way it is currently. They seek to cry stop to the march of time and maintain the status quo against all challenges or upsets either because they are satisfied with the present arrangements or they are skeptical of any project of improvement. Generally, it’s some combination of the two along with a certain narrow focus on what is immediate and intimate to their life. Conservatives look toward history fondly but they are conscious that the past is not perfect and is in many respects deeply flawed.

Reactionaries are different. They are not satisfied merely with stopping time, oh no they wish to reverse it and go back. Reactionaries are obsessed with the past, but not the past as you would conventionally recognize it. History for them is divided into two; heroic golden ages where everything is pure and good and virtuous and all the world is set right, contrasted to eras of depravity and evil that destroy these bright lights and cast the world into chaos and darkness none more so than our present era.

American reactionaries have created three of these golden eras in American history and by different metrics see the present as a fall from grace from all of them. The first of these eras concerns the founding and sees the founders as pious men who wrote the constitution a divinely inspired document guaranteeing broad sovereignty to individuals and impervious to any future meddling.

The second is the civil war where virtuous southern gentleman fought for the rights of their states against a tyrannical federal government seeking to upend the natural order of the world both socially and racially. The third is the 1950’s where men served as stoic breadwinners supporting their families in factory jobs as women worked in the home while minorities knew their place in the social order and everyone was happy and optimistic about the future.

This version of history is an admittedly beautiful thing to look at until you realize that it is entirely based on the most pernicious of lies. The most sickening thing, however, is just how easy it is to disprove those lies the founder’s deist beliefs and desire to restrain individual liberties are well known, the importance of slavery to the southern cause has countless lines of ink devoted to it by the very men fighting for it, and the overwhelming sense of alienation and resentment practically drips off every piece of culture produced in the 50’s from Goofy cartoons to The Catcher In the Rye.

Despite how easy any of their beliefs are to disprove they still cling to them with all the fervor of a fanatic and it’s tearing our country apart. Their inflexibility to adapt the constitution to the modern world has left our courts enslaved to the phony doctrine of original intent and leaves our legal system unable to provide guidance to a rapidly changing world. Their embrace of the lost cause mythos leaves our educational system polluted by lies and renders millions of our citizens condemned to poverty and suffering because we cannot address the wrongs we’ve done them.

And lastly, their blind embrace of an economy they do not fully understand has to lead to a gutting of our government and growing cruelty of our economy as people are fed into the machine in a vain attempt to bring back prosperity. But perhaps the worst part of these lies is the blood they cost the hundreds of children sacrificed for one amendment, the thousands of lives ground to dust by the carceral system because their skin is the wrong color, and the millions decayed by an economy that values cold hard cash over warm soft bodies.

If there is one political party that seems to fit this image more than the other it’s because the reactionary disease has only consumed one. The Republicans used to be a grand and noble institution contributing many important achievements to American politics but the desire for power and fears of the world around them won out and lead them to invite the reactionaries in, now the inmates are running the asylum.

Trump is now the most visible symbol of this transition and his every word and deed oozes with reactionary malice and spite. What could “make America Great Again” be but a call to arms for reactionaries across the country and call them it did along with their Russian comrades.

The only way to defeat these reactionaries and to ensure they do not destroy all of us in their vain attempt to relive history is for liberals and traditional conservatives to come together for this brief moment against a common foe. The first step in accomplishing this lies in recognizing this problem and calling it what it is. Only by identifying reactionaries and labeling them as such can we being the work of defeating them.

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