We all know and love Corinne from this season of the Bachelor. If you're anything like me, you wait each Monday to see what will come out of her mouth next. Quite honestly, she might be the one saying it, but we're all thinking it. Here's what it's like to go out at OSU, according to Corinne from the Bachelor:
1. Getting ready to go out
Yes, Corinne, you get it. It is very important to make sure the girls look good before you go out. Very important.
2. Arriving at the pregame, you are ready for a good night
You have made it to the next step in your journey of tonight, you cheer’s with your friends, and you know it’s going to be a good night.
3. Ready to get in the Uber to go out. You’re feeling good~
You’re that perfect amount of tipsy, while still keeping yourself together. You are ready to get to the bars and dance with your friends.
4. You finally get to *insert your favorite campus bar here*
You know this is you the minute you hit the dance floor at your favorite bar. Whether it be a campus bar: Midway, Bullwinkle’s, or Too’s, or you’re more of a Downton kind of girl: Cantina, XO, or Granero; your moves cannot be tamed.5. You see the boy you like doing something, let’s say, questionable.
Come on, this has happened to all of us. You just have to roll with the punches and hope for the best. You’ll get ‘em next time.
6. You find a new boy you’re interested in, but he’s with another girl.
If a girl wants something, she will get it. No one cares if you start making out with a random boy you found at a bar, if another girl wants him, she will have no problem interrupting you to steal him away.
7. Or maybe you’re this girl…
This is totally fine too.
Maybe you’re not the kind of girl who likes making out in the middle of
Bullwinkle’s. If only everyone thought the way you did.
8. Your friend is telling you it’s time to go home.
You might think you are totally okay, but sometimes your
friend is right. Don’t be stubborn, listen to your friend.
9. You realize you’re a little less sober than you thought you were and your friend was right.
Thank you, *insert friend’s name here*. Sometimes you just need to acknowledge that your night is over, and you need to go home.
10. Your friend asks if you want to get food before you go home.
No questions here. The correct answer is yes.
11. You realize you have class tomorrow. Early.
You have reached your maximum threshold. Your night has come to an end. Go home. Get in bed. Go to sleep.
12. You make it to your class on time the next day.
Congrats you made it. You may be hungover as hell, but you made it, and that’s all that matters.