So, it's Wednesday. Odyssey article deadline day. It's time to deal with the impending paranoia of coming up with an article on a whim because I have nothing better to do on my off time.
I'll be sure to put everything on hold so I can get this article done. I didn't want to check off that to-do list since I guess I only have one priority.
My mental instability has struck new levels these days, but despite this, I still manage to submit an article which is of higher importance than my stability as a human being.
I suppose that you think that I just sit home waiting for the day to end. Well, you are wrong. I also wait to submit my article.
I mean, I do have the chance to go out, but I can't because I have to submit my article. I'll just go out tomorrow when it's raining. After all, it's one day closer to creating my next article.
I'll be sure to make this deadline because I've already put everything else on hold. One day I'll have free time, but I guess that today isn't that day.
After all, deadlines over stability, right?
If my editor-in-chief and my readers are in shock, this was a surprise attack by my alter ego, Betty.
My original article was titled "Nature And It's Loveliness."
Oh, good now that I thought I had this all finished, now I'm 60 words short, and let me see if I can try to go further into my original idea of nature. Nature. It's lovely. A storm, some sun, another storm comes. My roof is covered in leaves, and it has to be cleaned up, but not before my deadline of course.
I did it! One extra word to make my minimum word count. Oh glory, I can now look forward to the rainy day tomorrow that I can try to appreciate the underlying thought of my next article.