Taylor Swift and years of drama have culminated this week in one spectacular show filled with lies, name-calling and social media storms. Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris have loaded the "T-Swizzle" missiles and have set their phasers to kill. No matter where you turn, you can't see through all the shade in this room. Taylor Swift is now branded a liar and there are about 20 things more trustworthy than her (so far).

1. That we're going to make America great again with Donald Trump.

2. Donald Trump at all, really.

3. Hillary Clinton landing under sniper fire in Bosnia.

4. My mom when she says my headache is, "just stress."

5. The Easter Bunny.

6. The saying that the customer is always right.

7. Adam and Eve's dear friend, the snake.

8. An old, warty lady dressed in all black, showing up at my door and offering me an apple.

9. That a flying ball of Gouda is taking over San Antonio, Texas.

10. The Cleveland Browns winning Super Bowl LI.

11. My local weatherman.

12. That my coworker is actually sick and not hungover.

13. Nicki Minaj's butt.

14. One size fits all.

15. The pizza delivery time estimate.

16. Tofurkey.

17. The meat in Taco Bell food.

18. Casey Anthony, the babysitter.

19. Beer goggles after 16 shots.

20. The hot singles in my area waiting to meet me.