I've lived in the state of Minnesota for the entirety of my life and doubt that will ever change, so it's no big surprise that I make the annual pilgrimage to "The Great Minnesota Get-Together" (AKA The MN State Fair). This year was no exception, I even made it out twice. But, let me tell you, getting all the way up to our capital city of Saint Paul and paying for parking just to wander through thousands of people in a sweaty crowd is so not worth it. I mean, there isn't even anything to do there, am I right? Here's a list of the few mediocre things to do to kill time.
1. Pet cute baby and adult animals.
The Miracle of Birth center spotlights newborn calves, piglets and lambs! Awwww!
2. Ride this cool thing.
It's called the SkyRide and it's awesome.
3. And fly down this on a potato sack.
This classic has been around longer than me, such fun!
4. Learn about the Land of 10,000 Lakes.
Whether you stop by a political campaign booth, the Department of Natural Resources' Building or any of the other attractions, you're sure to learn something new about the North Star State.
5. Eat an American staple, done right.
Sweet Martha's Cookie Jar sells over 1 million cookies each day during the fair, and even has 2 buildings to keep up with demand.
6. Eat other food, some of which is super innovative.
Each year brings crazy new ideas to the fair, including wild-rice balls, SPAM sushi, Mac 'n' Cheese curds and deep-fried oreos, to name a few.
7. After you're done eating head to the rides!
Though the ferris wheel is a fan favorite at the Midway I prefer the Rave.
8. Waste $$$ playing games.
Sure you really want that massive stuffed gorilla, but after spending $50 on tickets and still losing to that 8 year-old in the water gun battle, it may be time to call it quits.
9. Buy random stuff.
I'll admit this photo is a bit outdated, but nowadays you can purchase a bunch of useless and equally awesome items. A few years back my dad purchased his very first sham-wow and we still have it to this day!
10. Attend a concert.
(2016 Line-up included: Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas and Alabama to name a few)
Another throw-back photo here, but I must say my first grandstand show this year (G-Eazy and Marty Grimes) was extremely impressive.
11. Before you leave have a staring contest with a cow.
The cow won.
And there you have it! There's gotta be a reason or two to explain why Minnesota's state fair is the most attended in the nation! Now go get yourself a deep-fried candy bar, or maybe hot dish?
