Whether you're from Massachusetts or an out-of-state driver, your license plate isn't the only indication that you might be a Masshole.

Dunkin' Donuts

It is an unspoken rule that no matter how far the drive, you will stop at one of the various Dunkin' Donuts located within a three-mile stretch. And on top of that, you always order iced coffee. You've probably never actually tried hot coffee, and you think it's gross.

Connecticut Drivers

You hate them. You don't know why but your Masshole parents have always talked about their awful driving.

Mass Pike

You avoid it at all costs because A) tolls, B) out-of-state drivers, and C) traffic.

Cape Cod

You never go to the Cape. You go down to the Cape and spend the week on the Cape. Not in. Never say in.

Sports Teams

You will have a either a bumper sticker or the logo on your license plate. Maybe a tattoo and definitely either a hat or a shirt in the back of your car.

Parking

You can't park. And you're proud of it. You've even posted a picture on social media of your struggles so other Massholes can share your experience.

Speeding

You are the master of weaving between cars and lanes at speeds ranging from 75-95 mph and you've most likely avoided speeding tickets. There's something exhilarating about passing cars and getting flipped off.

Wicked

Used in absolutely every sentence that has ever come out of your mouth. Ever. Literally ever.

18 Wheelers

You hate them. And you constantly fear that they're not going to see your sedan and accidentally merge into your lane, squishing you against the guardrail where you see yourself dying. Therefore, you prepare to pass them by making sure no one is in front of you and proceed to hit the gas like a madman with just enough room to make it to 90 mph and pass them within five seconds. Perfect.

Stop Lights

You most likely pass everyone in the right hand lane used strictly for right turns only and taking advantage of the empty intersection to squeeze past those mini vans and trucks.

Drinking

You love alcohol. And you're always drunk. Eleven a.m.? Football game. Two p.m.? Hockey game. Four p.m.? It's already dark out so why not. Two a.m.? Why stop now.

Sweet Caroline

BUM BUM BUM

Rotaries

They are not traffic circles. They are rotaries and you can maneuver them perfectly. With your eyes closed. Backwards.

Masshole

The term says it itself. You're an a**hole from Massachusetts, and you probably refer to yourself as one. Unless you're driving, then you begin to hate them just as much as everyone else. You even get annoyed at yourself for getting so impatient with the Granny in the fast lane going 70 because 70 is still not fast enough for you.