17 Lines That Are Sure To Get You Out Of Having A Drink With That Guy Who Won’t Leave You Alone

Do everything in your power to freak the guy out.

Jun 10, 2019

The State University of New York at Stony Brook

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How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days

Don't we all wish that we could just say "No" and be left alone? No is no and it's time for society to suck it up and accept it.

You should just be able to say, "You're making me uncomfortable, please leave me alone," but sometimes they just don't get the hint.

That's why you have to be ready to stand up for yourself. Imagine you're Andie Anderson from "How To Lose A Boyfriend In 10 Days" and do everything in your power to freak the guy out.

Never take them seriously, once guys (or girls!) are rejected, the defense mechanism kicks in and they say start spewing rude comments. They go from "You're gorgeous" to "I never thought you were that pretty any way" in a blink of an eye. They are boosting their meaningless ego, just ignore it.

Instead, here are some lines that can help you slip away.

"I have a girlfriend and, no, we aren't interested in a threesome"

I mean, my best friend and I are practically dating.

"When were you born? Ohhh, you're a insert Zodiac sign I only talk to opposing Zodiac sign"

omg just figured out that you can find your compatibility with someone according to zodiac (not just your sun but t… https://t.co/ySjXCHNV60
— 🙋🏻‍♀️ (@🙋🏻‍♀️) 1558873213.0

We're not compatible and the negativity in the air is palpable. It's ruining my aura.

"OMG my best friend is crying in the bathroom, I have to go to her"

Just dash away before he can ask for your number.

"Sorry, but I deserve better"

i deserve so much more than what i get
— KaylaLaDuca (@KaylaLaDuca) 1559314070.0

Okay, this isn't the kindest one, but if a guy won't leave you alone, just give a good stab to his ego.

"I have a boyfriend whose in my league, unlike you"

Hair flip. Body roll. Bye.

"That reminds me of my boyfriend!"

Oh shit I have a boyfriend, that’s wild
— Nicole (@Nicole) 1559342606.0

Mention your boyfriend, but beware, this doesn't always push a guy away. Last week, a guy reached out to me and once I told him I have a boyfriend, he said, "I'm cool with it if you are." WTF.

"Sorry, I have diarrhea and gotta go"

It's that simple.

"The horse is in the barn. I repeat the horse is in the barn"

@BecketAdams "Ted?" "The Eagle has left the nest. I repeat, the eagle has left the nest." *hangs up* "Honey, get the go bags"
— BigMcLrgHuge (@BigMcLrgHuge) 1508598842.0

Be weird, say odd things, shock him, and just get out of the situation. From there, go to the bouncer to take care of it.

"I got to go take a shit"

It's going to take me a while.

Just scream in his face

when 'i have a boyfriend’ doesn’t work so u resort to screaming in their face https://t.co/3wQjwtsDtZ
— Amy (@Amy) 1512345211.0

This has got to be my favorite one.

"You should meet my family"

my cousin was going to meet her boyfriends family for the first time and she ran over the family cat I'm actually in tears
— Sarah Barron (@Sarah Barron) 1471997913.0

"Meet The Parents" part four?

"My ex said that, too! He was amazing and so smart. His family loved me"

A girl who constantly talks about an ex to strangers will nudge a guy to the opposite side of the bar.

"I have a wedding ring picked out on Pinterest, let me show it to you, so you know what I want"

I know I’m years away from getting engaged/married but the amount of time I spend looking at engagement rings/ wedd… https://t.co/7vj4cFKxLE
— kemma (@kemma) 1557379057.0

I hear wedding bells.

"My friend would really like you. One second, I'll bring her over"

Get his hopes up and charge the other way.

"I'm on a sex cleanse. It's kind of like a juice cleanse, but, yeah, just getting rid of toxicity"

i want some dick but my ex dont deserve me and i don’t want new dick so i’m going celibate.
— mlv (@mlv) 1559435866.0

If you really want to punch it in, end the line with, "Kind of like you."

"Come back to me when you have a Rolex"

Eye on the prize, ladies. Eye on the prize.

"No"

@1capplegate @deadtome @netflix Everytime Jen says NO to other people! To me those are powerful moments. We women o… https://t.co/ZDuK00oepC
— Dhina M. Kartikasari (@Dhina M. Kartikasari) 1559082975.0

Stay strong, firm, and confident. You've got this!

Don't be shy, go to a bouncer and they will escort him out. You should not leave the party because someone else made you uncomfortable, they need to go.

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17 Lines That Are Sure To Get You Out Of Having A Drink With That Guy Who Won’t Leave You Alone

Do everything in your power to freak the guy out.

"I have a girlfriend and, no, we aren't interested in a threesome"

"When were you born? Ohhh, you're a *insert Zodiac sign* I only talk to *opposing Zodiac sign*"

"OMG my best friend is crying in the bathroom, I have to go to her"

"​Sorry, but I deserve better"

"I have a boyfriend whose in my league, unlike you"

"That reminds me of my boyfriend!"

"Sorry, I have diarrhea and gotta go"

"The horse is in the barn. I repeat the horse is in the barn"

"I got to go take a shit"

Just scream in his face

"You should meet my family"

"My ex said that, too! He was amazing and so smart. His family loved me"

"I have a wedding ring picked out on Pinterest, let me show it to you, so you know what I want"

"My friend would really like you. One second, I'll bring her over"

"I'm on a sex cleanse. It's kind of like a juice cleanse, but, yeah, just getting rid of toxicity"

"Come back to me when you have a Rolex"

"No"

Don't be shy, go to a bouncer and they will escort him out. You should not leave the party because someone else made you uncomfortable, they need to go.

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It's not as easy as it sounds.

PRO: More time for self care.

CON: More time to overthink.

PRO: More time to spend with family and friends.

CON: More time to get into trouble.

You can be yourself without having to explain yourself, because she accepts you and loves you just the way you are.

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1. Southern Gothic

2. Autumn Acoustics

3. Autumn Leaves

4. Deep Dark Indie

5. Dreamy Fall

6. Halloween Hipster

7. Wanderlust

8. Your Favorite Coffeehouse

... Because life happens

1. Realizing there's no more toilet paper when it's already too late.

2. Making a cup of coffee in the morning and forgetting it in the car.

3. Pushing doors that say pull.

4. When you hear people chew.

5. When it's really quiet in a room and you hear that one person breathing like they just ran a marathon.

6. Grabbing a chocolate chip cookie, only to realize it's actually oatmeal raisin.

7. Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you forgot to pee/turn off the light.

8. That one aunt/uncle that just always gives you that creepy vibe.

9. When your teacher makes you buy a textbook that you never even crack open.

10. Continuing to open and reopen the fridge until the food that you want magically makes its way in there.

11. Walking into a room and then automatically forgetting why you went in there.

12. People that drive without using their blinker.

13. When you have really slow wi-fi.

14. People who feel the need to scream into their phones as if the other person can't hear them.

15. The world's obsession with the Kardashian/Jenner families.

16. Advertisements before Youtube videos.

17. When people read over your shoulder.

18. A-holes that park in the handicapped spots when they, in fact, not handicapped.

19. People who cut in line.

20. The LIRR/MTA

21. Being stuck behind someone who is walking painfully slow.

22. When people smoke cigarettes right in front of the entrance to the building you have to walk into.

23. When boys think it's cool to treat girls like crap.

24. Guys that still go to high school parties even though they've been out of high school for years.

25. Celebrities that are obviously lip-syncing.

26. How you need a scissor to get the scissor out of its package.

27. When people text using that stupid "voice text" function.

28. Telling someone you can't hear them, so they use the same exact volume and just repeat what they said.

29. When someone gets in the shower right as you were about to get in the shower.

30. Saying "What?" for some reason, even though you heard what the person said.

31. When you're in a rush but the light is red.

32. Cashiers putting your change down on the counter instead of in your hand.

33. The people that go up to order food to the cashier but are still continuing their phone conversation.

34. That awkward time in the fall when it's freezing in the morning but stifling in the afternoon.

35. Emailing your professor a long winded paragraph about a problem you are having and they email back, "Sure."

36. Guys who put their car as their profile picture on Facebook.

37. Girls who have "X Years Young." in their Instagram bios.

38. Trying to find the beginning to a roll of tape.

39. When people drive your car and adjust your mirrors/seat.

40. People that talk during the movie.

41. People that decide to engage in conversation right in the middle of the hallway/sidewalk.

42. When someone says, "no offense," and then continues to say something offensive.

43. People that pop their significant others pimples.

"When were you born? Ohhh, you're a insert Zodiac sign I only talk to opposing Zodiac sign"

"Sorry, but I deserve better"

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