Being sassy is a blessing and a curse. Sure, people all super excited when they meet a sassy person nowadays, but they don't understand the struggles that come with it. Being sassy isn't an attitude; it is a lifestyle. It consists of an ongoing struggle between what you want to say to people, and what you should actually say to people. And what could possibly capture and understand the struggle than the magical world of Disney?
When you try and hold in your sassiness, but you really just can't.
Being sassy means that you have to regulate yourself usually, unless you don't want to have any friends ever. Sometimes sass is seen as an "attitude problem" or being "obnoxious." It is a tough life to hold in those brilliant comments on how someone tripped on the stairs.
Having so many people that adore your wit and sass.
There are a lot of people who aren't sassy or smart, so when you grace them with a snappy comment about their choice in Starbucks beverage they eat it up. Basking in the glory that is your friends loving your sass is so satisfying, even though it is just your way of life.
Accidentally slipping up and sassing off someone who you should not sass.
Occasionally you will forget about your sass and it may find its way out in a conversation that it really shouldn't be in. Maybe it is your mother, your upperclassmen friends, or (heaven forbid) your professor. Hopefully they take it well... but they probably won't.
You are immediately friends with anyone who sasses you back.
Your heart overflows with joy when you meet people with a fraction of the sass you have. It is like you have finally found someone to battle with and test your sass on a regular basis. Finding another sassy person is like finding a long lost sibling you didn't know you had.
You can be sassy even when silent.
You don't have to be loud to be sassy. You are a master eye roller, a stare-down champion, and very good at specific versions of sign language. Being sassy doesn't mean you need to be vocal; it just means you need to be creative while being mean.
