Dear my EX'S CRAZY NEW girlfriend,
First off, I was his first. We were together two and a half "nice" years. We fell in and out of love so many times. We laughed and had some amazing times together, but I also cried a couple tOo many times I wasn't perfect and neither was he, but he was so sweet and the best at times. I spent my time loving him and we chose to stop. Which leads to how he found you. Yes, he's happy and that's not why I chose to let him be. I did because we are better off apart than together. I'm happier. He's happier. Life's better.
Second thing, I don't want him. I had my time, I had two and a half years that wasn't enough at the time I bargained for longer, but longer wasn't in God's plans. I loved him, lovED, as in past tense. He's always going to be part of my history that's not going to change, and if I could I wouldn't. It's my past and his past for a reason. I set the standard you have to top because I wasn't good enough, you have to be better. And if you are better I applaud you to that because he deserves so much better than what I could give. And with it being almost two years since we parted, I have jumped clear off the bridge we burnt and I'm swimming just fine. So, I wish you could leave me alone because there is no reason for why you should still be bothering me.
Third thing, I understand he's "yours" you talk about him like he's property. He's not. He's a human being, and I understand that y'all are together, but you don't have to act and talk about him as if he's your property cause honey I sold him to you then.
Fourth thing, here's where you being CRAZY comes in. Please stop harassing me "being nice", "fake" whatever you are being, just stop it. It's not sweet, nice, funny, or whatever you seem to think it is. It's petty and ignorant it's just plain stupid. I don't have feelings for him anymore. I did. Not anymore. So you and all your crazy friends can leave me alone and I asked nicely plenty of times for you to please stop and leave me alone. Just block me. It's ridiculous how awful it is to have your ex-boyfriend's crazy girlfriend being petty all the time. And it's sad that random people who I am merely friends with commenting laughing emojis under your comments because they know it has an alternative meaning. Just stop being crazy and leave me alone.
Fifth thing, I DON'T HATE YOU. I dislike you at times, of course, but I have my reasons, and they are perfectly good reasons. You have done some things that are unreasonable. That have hurt my feelings, and you just aggravate the ever loving crap out of me to an extent at which I just can't take it and drop down to your level and then I regret it later. And with all that being said, thanks for leaving me alone and staying out of my life,
with much hate dislike,
The sane EX girlfriend. 💋
xoxo CarleyJaminson
