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Let's Talk About 'The Bachelorette'

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Let's Talk About 'The Bachelorette'
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After having her heart broken by bachelor Ben Higgins, fan-favorite JoJo Fletcher was announced as the next Bachelorette. ABC certainly did an excellent job of picking out the most eligible bachelors for JoJo to date. So here they are, the twenty men that are competing to win JoJo's heart.

Alex

Alex is a U.S. Marine (and also very cute). He seems genuine, sweet and considers himself to be a hopeless romantic. When asked about the most outrageous thing he's ever done, he says it was when he ripped off the door of a totaled, burning car and brought the unconscious driver to safety. Can you say Superman!?

Ali

Ali is a bartender who seems very sweet. When he met JoJo for the first time he was speechless and could not stop complimenting her. While Ali is a total sweetheart, I don't see him lasting for a long time.

Brandon

Oh Brandon. Shout out to him for walking out of the limo and telling JoJo he knew nothing about her or of the bachelor in general. Props for the honesty buddy. Did I mention his riveting career as a hipster? Brandon did say his mother is the person he loves most in the world which earns major brownie points.

Chad

Chad is one good looking guy, that's for sure. However, when asked the question, Who do you admire most in the world and why?, he responded with, "Myself in ten years, alright, alright, alright." No Chad it is certainly not alright. Last time I checked you are not Matthew McConaughey.

Chase

Chase came out of the limo wearing a fake mustache which caught JoJo's attention for sure. Although there wasn't a lot of focus on Chase in the premier episode I think he will go far in the competition.

Christian

Christian seems like a good guy. He's definitely got one of the biggest similes out there but it's a good look for him. Can we take a moment to talk about his arms? Suns out, guns out am I right?

Derek

Hi my name is Derek, I work for Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennsylvania and my wife's name is Pam Beesly. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this guy could be Jim Halpert's long lost twin. No? Maybe I'm just too obsessed with "The Office."

Daniel

Damn Daniel. Seriously though I was rooting for this guy when he came out of the limo saying, "Damn JoJo back at it again as the next bachelorette." A+ for creativity! However, after he proceeded to get a little too drunk and jump into the pool, I no longer was a Daniel fan.

Evan

Okay so Evan seems like a decent guy, however his career is something I feel like I could never get comfortable with. This guy is an erectile disfunction specialist. I'm just gonna leave it at that. Whatever floats your boat.

Grant

Hello Grant and Hello Grant's jawline. Combine the fact that he's a firefighter and looks like that, I feel like we will be seeing a lot of Grant in the near future.

James F

Alright so James F seems like a decent guy but he didn't leave a lasting impression on me. While we might be seeing James F in the next few episodes I'm thinking he's not going to be around for a long time.

James S

Talk about interesting career paths, James S considers himself to be a Bachelor Superfan. If only you could actually get paid to do that. I honestly don't know if James S was more nervous to meet JoJo or Chris Harrison.

James Taylor

James Taylor has to be one of my favorites from night one. He came out of the lime singing and we soon find out he is a singer/songwriter just like the already known singer/songwriter James Taylor (kinda confusing, I know). He was a gentleman around JoJo and I really want him to go far (or become the next bachelor).

Jordan

Ladies and Gentlemen may I introduce to you this seasons winner of "The Bachelorette!" Jordan was the first person out of the limo and received the first impression rose from JoJo hinting at the fact that he is going to be a front-runner in the competition. Oh and how about the fact that he played in the NFL for a few years and is the brother of Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers? If I had to bet on anyone, my money is on Jordan.

Luke

Luke is a country boy from Texas who in my opinion, seems perfect for JoJo. He showed up on a unicorn (okay so a horse with a unicorn horn attached) which was extremely cute because JoJo came out of the limo with a unicorn head on last season. Although my money is on Jordan, Luke is a close second.

Nick B

Nick B or Saint Nick? Nick came out of the limo dressed as Santa Claus (no I am not kidding). Creative for sure although it is a tad creepy to have a grown woman sitting on your lap only hours after you've just met her.

Robby

Robby is one of my favorites for sure this season. He came out of the limo with a bottle of wine to drink with JoJo in the same fashion that her mother did last season during hometown dates.

"My mom will like him" -- JoJo

Vinny

Oh Vinny. Vinny with the v neck and the very intense buzz cut. Vinny is a barber and was one of the many people completely wasted on night one. He came out of the limo ready to make a toast with JoJo but instead whipped out an actual piece of toast. Very punny Vinny, very punny.

Wells

As far as first impressions go, Wells killed it bringing out the well known a capella group, All For One when he came out of the limo. JoJo even said herself, "You guys did one for him."

Will

Will is a civil engineer from New Jersey and was JoJo's first kiss of the season. The kiss was flat out awkward being that the idea came from a fortune teller Will created himself. But hey, a kiss is a kiss.

So there they are! Who do you think will be receiving JoJo's final rose this season?

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