Leonardo Dicaprio is one of the most well-known actors in the world, and, a lot of people argue, one of the best. He's given great performances in earlier films like What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and more recent films like The Wolf of Wall Street. Plus, he's got this to-die-for baby face. However, our dear Leo has yet to win an Oscar, but his performance in Alejandro Iñárritu's new film The Revenant has people hoping he’ll finally get what he deserves at the Oscar’s this year. However, if poor Leo is forgotten about again, here is what I think might happen if Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t win again.
"And the Academy Award winner for Best Actor goes to..."
At this point, Leo will probably be like: "Oh my God I've been in this business for God knows how many years please please please just give me this award so I can stop seeing those embarrassing Tumblr posts about me not getting one."
"Matt Damon in The Martian!"
Oh no, oh no. This is more embarrassing than when Matt Damon got away from Leo in The Departed. At this point, Leo's worst fears will have been realized, so he'll probably make at least one, or possibly a combination of all three, of these faces.
And then he'll be like: "MATT DAMON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? That movie was completely unrealistic, and he did an okay job (I mean, I guess), but like The Revenant was so good guys come on seriously like what even is this, this is so embarrassing Meryl Streep is literally sitting right next to me omg."
And when Matt Damon makes a joke during his awards speech he'll have to be like
He'll have to sit through the rest of the evening like this
But then he'll leave the show like this:
He might get home and have a good cry, light some candles and make a night out of it...
But then, he'll realize there are other options out there
And he'll know he has to move on
He may consider other careers like:
Marine Biologist....
Ice carver...
Or decide he wants to simply live off the land for a few years.
But then he'll remember that filming The Revenant showed him just how terrible the great outdoors can be...
And at the end of the day, Leo knows he's an actor, and that's what he'll always be.
And no matter what happens, he will always be the Jack to our Rose...
(But for real though like where can we find a boy to look at us like this)
And for many of us, our first crush...
(How did he make greasy, poorly parted hair look good?? And all he's wearing is a T-shirt and jacket and he looks like he could be on the cover of GQ. When I wear a T-shirt and jacket, I look like I'm verging on homeless.
And one of our favorite actors of all time
Good luck this year, Leo!
