"Finding Dory" comes out on June 17!! I've been waiting many years for this day to come. Although there's at least an 80 percent chance I will be pushing small children aside in my mad rush to the front of the ticket line, I have no intention of buying a blue tang (the type of fish Dory is) and neither should you. Watch the video to see why.

Here's what you can do to show your commitment to Dory instead:

1. Buy this stuffed animal.

2. Or this one.

3. Or even this incredibly realistic one.

4. Find Dory in all of these scenes.

5. Get yourself a "Finding Dory" bubble machine.

6. Invest in a pair of rad flip flops.

7. Get a goldfish.

Goldfish do much better in captivity than a blue tang ever would.

8. Obtain a coffee pot play set.

9. Visit a coral reef.

If you're lucky, you may even be able to see a blue tang in its natural environment!

10. Go scuba diving.

Quality fish time with none of the commitment.

11. Just watch the movie.

It's bound to be a good one, so watch that instead of torturing a fish that wants nothing to do with you.