Hello Ladies,
With Valentines Day nipping at our heals and Spring break just around the corner it's officially my favorite Season...
Revenge Body Season
The time of the year where to go to the gym for hours each week so all the guys who hurt us will look at us in May and say "DAUMMMMMM" as they realize what they lost. So to all the guys who dumped us, played us, or were just straight up a**holes to us watch out. Because we are back and better than ever.
But don't worry we won't even be batting an eyelash at you. Because Revenge Body Season also includes dumping you from all of our social media. Ending every one of those pointless snap streaks because we don't care about you anymore.
It's time to realize that your luck has run out boys. You had your chance and you lost it. So when you see us long fly as hell as we strut across campus remember all those times you picked "her" over us. All those times you decided that we just weren't good enough for you. All those times we allowed you back into our lives just to be hurt again.
Remember us as "she" kicks you to the curb and you no longer have a rebound. Remember us when you are sitting bored in your room with no one to snap you.
And when you see us walking back from the rec after a great workout remember two things.
1. It's your fault we kicked you to the curb
.2. It's Revenge Body Season bitch.