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A Definitive Ranking Of The Top Seven Justin Bieber Songs

Swag swag swag, on you.

Hannah Swanson
Dec 28, 2015
Fordham University
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A Definitive Ranking Of The Top Seven Justin Bieber Songs

BIEBER IS BACK Y'ALL


And he's shirtless as ever.

Bieber fever is once again sweeping the nation. With the release of "Purpose", I figured it was only right to reflect on some of the finest masterpieces ever created. Enjoy this ranking of my interpretation of the top 7 Justin Bieber songs in the history of ever. Just know that narrowing this list down gave me a sh*t ton of anxiety, so don't be rude.

1. Die in Your Arms

"I can't help it I'm just selfish, there's no way that I could share you"

Super unsure as to why as this song was kept so low-key. Die in Your Arms will make you want to snuggle up and fantasize about being serenaded by Justin Bieber. Perhaps even about dying in his arms.

2. Love Yourself

"My mama don't like you and she likes everyone..."

This song is throwing SO MUCH shade. Someone did Justin very dirty and now the whole world knows about it. How dare she. And we all know using the word "love" is only a cover up for another very special four letter word.

3. Boyfriend (Acoustic)

"Chillin' by the fire while eatin' fondue."

Fondue? AND Justin Bieber? Damn. Even though the OG song is straight fire, the acoustic version will make you feel some typa way... #Spicy


4. Be Alright

"Through the sorrow and the fights, don't you worry, everything's gonna be alright."

YOU SHOULD CRY TO THIS AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE. No matter what you're upset about, this song can bring out the waterworks. Grab your Ben & Jerry's and let Justin handle the rest.


5. Purpose

"You blessed me with the best gift that I've ever known, you give me purpose."

GEEEEEZ. Could do without the weird speech at the end but its okay. Definitely cry-able. Will probably make you miss someone you don't even know. May make you question your life choices and every decision you've ever made.

6. One Less Lonely Girl

"Her hearts locked and know what I got the key, I'll take her and leave the world with one less lonely girl."

Pre-pubescent Bieber but it's fine. He slays those high notes. If you never fantasized about being picked at the one less lonely girl at a concert, you lyin'. OLLG is an oldie but a goodie.

7. All That Matters

"Whenever you're not in my presence, it feels like I'm missing my blessings."

A sexual awakening for most people. Guaranteed to get you a lil hot n bothered.

God bless you JB. Pls continue existing and making sweet love to your music. It is much appreciated.



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