1. The U.S. drone attacks on the aridity line.
The lack of water on the border between Africa and the Middle East, known as the aridity line, is directly linked with the U.S.'s attacks via drone in that area. If this doesn't infuriate you, you are the worst.
2. Horse teeth.
They're so huge and creepy. They look like they can take off your hand. Plus, have you ever smelled a horse's breath? No chance of friendship between us exists if you like that.
3. Donald Trump.
This is a no brainer. Vote Democrat.
4. The classism that riddles the CPS selective enrollment system.
As a former CPS (Chicago Public School) student, I have seen firsthand how classism plays a huge part in which kids go to which selective enrollment public high schools. It's gross, and if you like it, you're gross.
5. Pistachio ice cream.
Nuts were not meant to be cold under any circumstances. Get that shit away from me.
6. Columbia College Chicago's tuition rates.
A $900 hike in tuition for the semester? Give me a break. Education should not be an opportunity for profit (see #4). I'm looking at you, University of Chicago.
7. Meth.
Watch one of those National Geographic documentaries about what meth does to you. It makes cocaine look soft. Support recovery for addicts and safe use for recreational drugs. If you wanna fight me on this, I already stopped listening.
8. The word "moist."
If only it was pronounced the French way. What an ugly connotation. Please find a synonym or leave.
9. "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony.
I hate to label anything the "death of pop music," but this is the worst song I have ever heard, yet I can't seem to stop singing it. Give me Little Mix or give me death!
10. #BlueLivesMatter
No one ever said they didn't. Don't fight for lives that don't need fighting for, fight for the lives we are unnecessarily losing literally by the day. #UnfriendMe
11. The social construct that is gender.
A thing that was created by humans and serves virtually no purpose, gender is as meaningless as my anticipated degree in Comedy Writing and Performance. If you somehow think that "boys will be boys" or something of that ilk, I hate you.
12. Pennies.
Useless. If you think otherwise, you're useless.
