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If Tina Fey Was President

Because after this election we all need something to laugh about.

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If Tina Fey Was President
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This election has been tough on everyone. From the liberals to the conservatives, it has been a roller-coaster of emotions. But let’s pretend this horrendous election never happened. Let’s pretend that mean words were not slung at one another. Instead, let’s pretend that the free world was ruled by the queen of comedy- Tina Fey. Imagine Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin in the White House; one word- EPIC.

1. Is she taking a punch at our President-Elect? Just kidding. But seriously, she would encourage everyone to follow their fate and that you can achieve anything, no matter your religion, ethnicity or sexual orientation.

2. She’s going to make our economy great again.

3. Tina doesn’t care who loves who, as long as there is a pizza in the middle of lover.

4. She’ll know who to talk to about the important issues, and who will always be there to listen.


5. If you’re better than Jesus, then you defiantly should/know how to rule the free world.


6.She will be merciless with our enemies.


7.Tina’s slogan for her presidency.


8. Tina will support woman and will try to raise them up, like a good push up bra.


9. She would not let anyone grab her “cat."


10. And lastly don’t forget who would be Tina Fey’s VP: AMY F*CKING POEHLER.


11. *Bonus: She already knows how to pull off the presidential look.


12. **ONE MORE BONUS: Enough Said.


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