When it comes to Spongebob Squarepants, The Krusty Krab and krabby patties are life, but even Spongebob has higher aspirations. In the first Spongebob movie, Spongebob wanted to become a Krusty Krab manager, but Squidward got the position instead. The best thing to do when you want a better job is to go back to school. Here's Spongebob's college experience.

1. Team No Sleep

Pineapples under the sea are not cheap and neither is college. Balancing work and school can be a handful and having a boss like Mr. Krabs does not make it any better.

2. Procrastination

Spongebob will perhaps become a procrastination legend for the time he wrote and entire 800-word essay while he had five minutes to get to class, and he somehow made it to school on time while running.

3. Party Animal: Party Now, Study Later!

College can be one big party if you let it be, hence the saying, "You can always retake a class, but you can't relive a party." Spongebob is no stranger to parties, having thrown a few successful ones. It may not be your traditional college party complete with a couple of blackouts, but to each his own.

4. Ladies Man?

Dating in college can be a big blur. There are players in college from athletes, fraternity and sorority members, and even the average joe on campus. Can Spongebob possibly leave a string of broken hearts on campus? Well, Spongebob is too shy and awkward to break hearts and would be oblivious to flirting.

5. Campus Activities

Unlike Squidward, Spongebob is a social butterfly. He would join every organization imaginable. He has many hobbies and activities. He loves jellyfishing, karate, and knows how to rock out. Who can forget his infamous halftime performance? Spongebob would have the social aspect of college down.