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If Humans Acted Like Dogs

If you don't like dogs I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my dog ain't one

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If Humans Acted Like Dogs
Courteney Scholten

Dogs are everything. If humans were dogs, life on Earth would be spectacularly better and here’s what it might look like…

There would be more love. We would give others our undivided attention at all times and show them how much we love them every day.

We could simply decide if we liked someone just by sniffing their rear end. If we don’t like their scent, we walk away. Besides the butt sniffing, what isn’t great about that?


There would be less judgement. Dogs don’t care what you wear or how you look, they love you for all of the hot mess that you sometimes are. If humans were dogs we wouldn’t pay attention to how others look or what type of dog (or cat) they might be.


We would get amused by the simplest of things. Like a ball or a rope or bubbles or leaves. We wouldn’t need to constantly scroll through our timelines to get amused. We would enjoy the the little things.


Like I said, we'd get very amused...


We would love to exercise. Nobody would have to force us to go to the gym, somebody just has to say the word “walk” and we’re out the door.

For real though, I wish I could get this excited about exercising.


We’d always get enough sleep.
In the life of a dog you can play for 2 minutes and then sleep for an hour and repeat that throughout your entire life!


We would cuddle all. the. time.
And if somebody tries to interrupt our cuddles, we would get very upset and we may possibly throw a temper tantrum.


If we did something wrong, we would be sincerely sorry. We wouldn't just say sorry to make things temporarily better, we would actually mean it forever.

As you can clearly see from the above examples, dogs are everything. The drama between dogs is minimal whereas the drama between humans can be immaculate. Dogs will always love you for who you truly are no matter what. So if humans were dogs, or at least acted like dogs, the world would be a safer, happier place.


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