6 Things You Need To Throw A *Fire* Tailgate

6 Things You Need To Throw A *Fire* Tailgate

Happy tailgating season!
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Ahh, football season. A time for rivalries, spirit, good ol' American football and the infamous tailgate! I’m not talking about when you’re kissing the bumper of someone else’s car during 5:00 traffic — I’m talking about the pre-game. The hype for the hype. Tailgating is when you get together with people and eat, drink, play games and get ready and energized for kicking the other team’s butt!

How do you host the perfect tailgate, you may be asking. Well, here is your be all and end all guide to hosting a 🔥🔥🔥 tailgate every gameday!

1. A truck

Or any other type of vehicle that you can park and party at. Trucks are the most notorious when people think of tailgates but you can use other types of cars (it won’t be as lit but it’ll do). The point of having a truck is so you can sit/stand/dance in the bed of it. Plus, it makes for a fire photo op.

2. Good food!

We’re talking burgers, hot dogs, slaw, potato salad, chips, cookies and of course, the 17-layer dip that includes black bean, buffalo style and queso (an exaggeration, but you get the idea). Go All-American on it! Anything that’s considered junk food is considered tailgating food (you can work it off later) and make sure you have A LOT of it. Pro-tip: do potluck style and have each person bring something to the tailgate so you have more than enough!

3. A table

Funny enough, people tend to forget to bring a table to a tailgate. If you forget a table, where do you plan on putting the food? Yeah. Bring a table.

4. Beer (and other miscellaneous types of alcohol)

What’s more American than attending a football game and drinking a beer? Other than a bald eagle riding an American flag printed Harley while Bruce Springsteen is playing in the background, not much. Beer is a staple at any tailgate. Whether it’s the cheap kind (for all you college kids out there) or the more ~expensive~ kind (for the college kids who are tailgating with their parents), you should probably have a few cold ones on hand. If you think you have enough, you probably don’t.

Depending on the number of people attending and a number of drinking games you’re playing, beer goes quickly at a tailgate so come prepared! Some people may opt for other types of alcohol but whatever you’re drinking at the tailgate, make sure you drink responsibly!

5. A boppin' playlist

This one honestly doesn’t need an explanation but in case you’re wondering, tailgating in silence is kind of a mood killer. Make sure one of you has a fire playlist (I suggest country music for tailgates. It’s just a great genre to tailgate to...but that’s just my opinion) ALSO, make sure SOMEBODY brings speakers! There’s no point in having music if you can’t listen to it!

6. Games

Corn hole, flip cup, beer pong. Just three of the most popular games to play at a tailgate. If you don’t know how to play, there’s bound to be someone who can teach you! If not, Wikipedia.

So there you have it! Follow this guide and your tailgate will the most fire tailgate ever! Happy Tailgating Season!

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I love sports. I live for the time of the year when football season and basketball season overlap so I can watch my two favorite sports at the same time. However, as any other girl that likes sports knows, there are a few different struggles that we experience on a day to day basis.

1. People won't believe you.

I’ve gotten very accustomed to the “look” people give you when you tell them you like to watch sports. It’s a look that reeks of disbelief. I'm sorry I don't know the blood type of the former coach's oldest son. You’ll just have to learn to let it go... but yes, I do watch sports.

2. People will try to explain the game to you.

Yes, I know that was a sack. Yes, I see that it’s a fourth down. Yes, I know what foul that was. Yes, they are about to take a free throw. Please stop talking while I watch my team play. Thanks for trying to keep me updated, though.

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3. Guys will think you are trying to impress them.

Dude, stop flirting with me while the game is on. Don’t block the TV. I need to see this. I could care less about you. My team is playing.


4. Your girl friends will never care about sports as much as you do.

You will have to beg and grovel just to get them to watch the game with you. Even then, either they won’t pay attention, or they will ask you what’s going on every couple of minutes.


5. No one finds it acceptable when you yell at the TV.

My dad yelled at the TV during football games when I was growing up. My guy friends do it. But the minute I open my mouth when my team starts losing, people start staring at me and silently begging me to act more like a lady.


6. Women's sports apparel is awful.

I get asked on a regular basis when shopping for team apparel, “Do you need me to show you where the women’s stuff is?” No, no, nope, absolutely not. I would much prefer not to run around with rhinestones on my chest or in a pink football jersey. I’m cringing at the thought.

7. You turn into a child when your team loses.

No, it is not my time of the month. You know good and well my team just lost. Don't speak. I’m going to my room to lie down under my baby blanket and eat chocolate ice cream. It’s just too much.


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Whether it's figuring out what to wear or dealing with the weather on your walk to class, we've all faced these struggles at some point.

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As you may know, the Louisiana weather this time of year is not the most reliable. On Monday it can be sunny and 82 degrees, and by Tuesday it's freezing and raining. Here are some situations you've probably dealt with at some point or another, told through none other than Coach O himself.

Looking at your phone to check the weather app before you get dressed.

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This is crucial when getting dressed because you never know what weather you should be preparing yourself for. Make sure you look at the whole day's forecast because it could very well change in a short amount of time.

When you walk outside and it's way hotter than you anticipated.

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You instantly start sweating... hurry up and speed-walk through campus to get to some sort of air conditioning.

When you come out of class and the weather has completely changed.

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You didn't anticipate that the weather would be changing within the hour, so you played yourself. You look cute today but when you walk out of class, it's a torrential downpour outside and you have no rain jacket or umbrella.

Being forced to take a shower when you get home because your outfit made you a sweaty mess.

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When you got dressed in the morning, you wore long sleeves and pants, but now it's 80 degrees so you're sweating your ass off... congrats, now you have to go home a take a shower.

When your friend tells you that "it will probably be nice all day."

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Don't trust them, don't trust the weatherman, don't trust anyone. The weather has a mind of its own and you can't ever really be sure that it's going to stay beautiful outside all day.

When you remember that you left your windows open... and now it's raining.

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Yeah even though it was sunny when you got out, doesn't mean it's going to stay sunny all day. ALWAYS make sure you close your windows or you'll hate yourself when you're sitting in Lockett and your car windows are open across campus.

When you actually planned ahead and dressed in the correct layers.

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Congrats, this may happen to you once in your life (if you're lucky). Sometimes the weather is just nice and sunny and bearable, and you don't have to worry about it screwing up your day.

No matter what the weather is though, Louisiana in the springtime may be one of the nicest things in the world. Throw on some shorts, grab your hammock, and enjoy the weather.

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