For us 5’4" and under people, it becomes draining to be constantly reminded that others are not as vertically challenged as we are. Being offered kids’ menus at age 18 becomes less funny as time goes on. Sure, maybe we’ll appreciate looking younger when we’re 50. But for now, it’d be cool to be able to hand a cashier a credit card without having a confused face staring back at us. Of course, people do not point out height in a malicious way, however, maybe people should hold off on pointing out height period. I have created a mildly sarcastic yet relatable list of how these conversations seem to go and hope that my fellow small fries can appreciate that we are all hearing the same things.

1. Think about what it is that you want to communicate.

There is truly no way to know whether or not that person is insecure about their short stature, so you’ll just have to assume they aren’t.

2. Make sure you tell them as soon as possible!

Your first time having a conversation with them is ideal. If they are over 18, they’ve probably never heard it before and really need to be made aware of their situation.

3. Always reference how much bigger you are.

Even if it’s only a couple of inches -- acknowledge it!

4. It’s always awesome when people point out something that can’t be changed without a pair of six-inch heels!

However, if the person seems oddly offended after your comment, make sure you add on, “It’s cute!” or “I wish I was shorter!” so that everything is forgotten.

5. Just don’t! You’ll both survive without having this conversation!

Always remember that people feel differently about their physical appearances. Be careful when pointing out any characteristics! Height has never been a traditionally taboo topic but many people, tall and short, do wish that they could change theirs.