Are you ready for a summer fling, or looking for that special girl to take to the ballpark on a nice summer night? Well, you're in luck! My friends and I have come up with a list of what we love to hear guys say when they try to flirt with us, so this is a one shop stop for all of your dating advice needs! Use these lines for a guaranteed date or whatever else you are looking for.
1. Talk About How Much You Bench
A girl can't resist a man when he brags about how much weight he can lift or how many pull-ups he can do. For an added bonus, go ahead and talk about how much creatine and pre workout you consumed. We love hearing about your protein habits, so please, don't shut up about it! If you really want to get her hot and bothered, take her to the gym with you and act like she doesn't know what she's doing. A girl really swoons when a guy talks down to her, so make her feel special by being surprised when she knows what equipment does what. And don't forget to brag about how nice your body is!
2. Send a "Wyd" Text Late at Night
This works especially well when you don't talk to her all day and never take her on dates. We absolutely love booty calls, so please for the love of God, just hit us up at 3:30 a.m. and ask what we're doing. I'm sure if a guy did that to me, I would wake from my sleep and immediately drive over so he could get what he wants from me. So romantic!
3. Don't Take Her Seriously When She Talk About Sports
All women hate sports and we're not knowledgeable whatsoever when it comes to anything sports-related. If she challenges you to a one-on-one basketball game, laugh at her and assume she doesn't know how to play. While watching sports with her and she happens to guess and say something correct, act really surprised and congratulate her for knowing something. Always, always, always assume she doesn't know who's playing and that she only likes the teams based on the uniform colors. Same applies to video games. Please pout when a girl beats you in FIFA.
4. Tell Her That She Owes You
We women already know that "you owe me" means "you owe me a shot or sex." We know that we are purely here to please your desires, so of course we owe you! Girls are just waiting around to answer to your beck and call.
5. Don't Open the Car Door for Her if She's a Feminist
We love when guys don't do something chivalrous or buy stuff for us once in a while because we're independent. Because I am a feminist and can do things on my own, I really hate it when a guy opens my car door for me or buys me a meal. Any act of kindness is wasted on me.
6. Congratulate Yourself for Not Hitting on Her if She Has a Boyfriend
Hey, we know it's hard to keep it in your pants for longer than three hours. You do owe yourself a huge pat on the back if you can somehow manage to not flirt with her if she's taken.
7. Tell Her She Looks Tired if She's Not Wearing Makeup
Girls love to hear that they look "tired" or "sick" if they're not wearing make-up. Women love when a guy can notice when she changes things up, so be sure to point it out to her.
8. Don't Let Her Watch the Movie
Obviously step one is to invite her over to "Netflix and chill." Proceed to make out with her before the show or movie even starts. She probably doesn't want to watch it anyway, even if all she's been talking about is how much she's been wanting to see it. If she tries to pull away, don't take the hint and keep attacking her with your tongue.
I'm sure there's way more that I could have added to the list, but start with these! By the end of summer, I'm sure you'll have gotten the girl and created a meaningful relationship!
