Hey, you! Yeah, you. The guy who's cologne I can smell from across the room. Can I tell you something?
STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS. My eyes are up here!
Although it's the middle of winter and the heating system does not know what to do with itself, if I take my sweater off because I can't breathe from the heat, that isn't an invitation to look.
Why is it that we live in a society that puts breasts on a pedestal, yet looks away in disgust when a mother is feeding her child? That's technically what they're there for, to feed babies.
I do not appreciate the wandering eyes from my face straight down to my chest. I do not appreciate the nonexistent eye contact because you're too busy staring somewhere else. I do not appreciate that my entire life, I've had to be told what to wear in order to avoid distracting boys because at the end of the day "boys will be boys."
Bullshit.
Instead of teaching girls to hide their bodies, let's teach our boys to respect them. Instead of shaming me for exposing some cleavage, ignore it because I can't help it. It's hard to hide double D's. Instead of making sexual innuendos about my boobs being big, shut up. Instead of asking me how big they are or if they're real, offer me some coconut oil for under boob sweat (yes, ladies, coconut oil literally fixes everything).
In New York state, it is completely legal for a woman to walk around topless. But, who would want to take that risk understanding that the outcome of that might lead to rape...
It got serious, didn't it? This is a serious topic. A woman wearing a low-cut shirt or "exposing" some cleavage, could end up getting raped. "Well, look at what she was wearing, she was asking for it." Unzipping a sweater for five minutes to fan yourself off, isn't asking for it. No one is EVER asking for it.
With that being said, I'm never asking anyone to stare at my boobs. I never asked to have big boobs, but I sure look as good as hell with them. Just do yourself a favor; remember that they're just heavy sacks of fat with milk glands. Nothing screams sexy like sacks of fat that can squirt milk, am I right?
Sincerely,
The girl with the eyes up here
