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15 Reasons Why You're A Belieber

You hate to admit it... but you know it's true

Gabrielle Genetelli
Nov 23, 2015
Pennsylvania State University
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15 Reasons Why You're A Belieber

Breaking News: Girl's hearts everywhere are actually stopping because they "literally can not" when they hear Justin Bieber's new album, "Purpose." He is reported to having the voice of an angel and a body sculpted by Gods. So what has transformed these girls that are actually over the age of fifteen to become Beliebers? Justin has really gotten his sh*t together. Here 15 reasons why you're a Belieber:

1. Let's be real. Just look at this perfect specimen.


2. You actually want to kill Selena for not dating him. Can I be you?

3. You don't understand how that girl got to be in the "What Do You Mean" music video. It should have been you.

4. When he sings acoustic:

5. You probably squeal when any of his new songs come on when you're out.

6. You have already purchased tickets for his Purpose Tour.

7. Your face looks like this when you listen to interviews when he speaks so nicely about Selena.

8. Can we please just appreciate this transformation?

9. How he went through that as*hole phase, but got over it.

10. Well, his nudes were released...

11. When he got roasted and it was the funniest thing ever, but you felt bad for him.

12. You have him on Snapchat and he's actually like sort of a normal person with a dope life.

13. Brb, heart is melting.

14. How much he loves his mom and that one time he brought her as his date.

15. You try to make excuses for his old music and say things like, "Well, he's like older and mature now."

You can try to deny that you're a Belieber, but we know you're lying.


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