You are never drinking again... right?

8 a.m. You wake up and mentally celebrate you made it home safe. You are still drunk and excited to sleep a few more hours.

10 a.m. You wake up and realize you cannot fall back to sleep and see your phone on your nightstand. You reach over, but you move too fast and your head starts pounding.

10:01 a.m. You realize you are in too much pain to fall back asleep. You can feel your hangover setting in and know you are in for a day from hell.

10:04 a.m. Water. You need to take a bottle of Dasani to the face.

11:07 a.m. You make friends while hugging the toilet. You hate your life.

12:03 p.m. Food. You gather and annoy your roommates until they get out of bed to get a breakfast bagel with you.

12:20 p.m. You're biting into bacon, egg, and cheese. You realize you can do this, you can live today.

12:35 p.m. You are not going to the library. Come on, you're going back to your bed.

4 p.m. You wake up feeling like a new person; you are a survivor.

8 p.m. You start getting ready to go out. Who are you kidding? You knew you would be going out again.