So you went out last night? It feels like you were hit by a bus after you left the bar. It’s Sunday and you have to get your world back in order because Monday is an unforgiving day. Not to worry the solution for your hangover is here my friend!

First things first, you need to find the essentials: wallet, keys and phone. If you can’t find those, you are off to a rough start. I can’t help you with that all I can tell you is you need to find them. If you can find them pat yourself on the back and reward yourself by carrying your lifeless body to the fridge and get some water immediately. Your mouth is probably dryer than the Sahara and you need to fix that. OK, now that you had a glass of water, fill that glass again with more water and drink another. OK, now drink another. Water is the nectar of the gods in this situation and you need it to stay alive. Rummage through your medicine cabinet and get some pain relievers, Advil or Motrin will do just fine. Pop two of those bad boys and let them do the rest. The relief of your pounding head will make this day much easier. You don’t have any pain relievers? What is wrong with you? You go out and drink and think this world isn’t going to punish you for sins with a hangover? You deserve this.

If you have coffee that can be easily made, reach for that option as well. That will get the engine running long enough for you to go out in search of your hangover meal. If you don’t have any coffee, you might just have to tough it out, soldier. Gather your posse of friends to join you on the quest for the meal that will end it all. Depending on what time it is breakfast may be limited unless you find your way to an IHOP. You have found the holy grail of hangover remedy food. Everything that you could possibly want to save you from this hangover is on this menu. The perfect combination is most likely any omelet with a side of hash browns. Once you’ve eaten your meal and swapped stories of all the dumb things you all did last night, the next step is to get some rest. Go home grab a blanket lay on your couch and pray to whatever God you pray to doesn’t let you die. Put on Netflix and hope for the best.

Or if you have the money and are willing to spend it on account for an instant hangover cure you can go to one of those shops where they sit you down and put an IV in you. They pump you with fluids and in about 30 minutes your hangover is completely gone. It saves you time and allows you to skip everything I just told you. But let’s be honest, going through the whole day with your friends in a hungover state will just be another one of those fun memories you look back on when you work your 9 to 5 job.