Presidential Ink: Getting Tatted For The Nomination
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Presidential Ink: Getting Tatted For The Nomination

Tattoos that may or may not be real.

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Presidential Ink: Getting Tatted For The Nomination
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Since the appearance of a tattooed Ted Cruz poster in Rome, Georgia, I’ve been thinking about what some of the other potential presidential tattoos may look like, and what the stories behind those tattoos might be. So without further adieu, here are some extremely convincing tattoos that I made in photoshop.

1. Hillary Clinton: "Only God Can Judge Me"

Even though she is currently leading the race for the Democratic nomination, Hillary has had some minor issues with the general public regarding her ability to tell the truth. Hillary’s subtle, very original, highly realistic tattoo expresses her will to stay true to herself and be strong, even while she is accused of lying about 50,000 or so emails on her private server regarding the Benghazi attacks, or whatever it was that happened there.

2. John Kasich: "Wu Tang Clan"

Here is John Kasich, the Wu Tang fan. He got this tattoo amid shouts of “Cash rules everything around me.” As a bonus, this ink fits really well with Kasich’s campaign slogan of “Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough.”

3. Bernie Sanders — "Economics"

This tattoo speaks for itself. #feelthebern

4. Donald Trump — "Self Portrait"

Since Donald Trump looks and acts like raw poultry, this chicken tattoo illustrates that he can take a joke, no really he can, he can take a joke and he has lots of friends that can take jokes. He likes to laugh, and he’s very rich. Did you know he’s very rich? What a funny guy!

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