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The Real POTUS CodeGames

Lauren L'Ecuyer
Sep 28, 2015
Northern Arizona University
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The Real POTUS CodeGames

During the second GOP debate this past Wednesday there were many interesting topics discussed. Out of those, I would have to say my favorite answers came out of the question "What would your Secret Service codename be?". These presidetial candidates had some fun with their answers. So, I thought I would have some fun of my own and give them the codename I think fits best. Here we go:

Christie's Choice: True Heart (adorbs)

My choice: Jersey Shore- he's got the tan, the teeth, the accent, and even the correspondents


Kasich's Choice: Unit One (but his wife calls him unit two)

My choice: Phil Dunphey- If anyone missed the first GOP snapchat story, I feel sorry for you. It was ALL Kasich. It was him taking a selfie, posting a tweet, eating lunch, going for a jog, making dad jokes that only his assistant laughed at, etc. It was 180 seconds of Kasich. Total Phil Dumphey move.

Fiorina's Choice: Secretariat

My choice: Resume Filler- After running three companies into the ground including her last, Hewlett-Packard, she needs some kind of work in between CEOin', why not President?

Walker's Choice: Harley (he adds in an overly boy-ish tone that he looooves harleys *insert giggle*)

My choice: CheeseHead- Look at the photo and picture him chanting Go Pack Go!:


Bush's Choice: Ever-Ready (L-O-L, he has the energy of a small sloth)

My choice: I don't think I could think of anything better. Congrats Jeb, you win.

Trump's Choice: Humble

My choice: #nofilter - Everything that comes out of his mouth sounds like rainbows and unicorns... literally


Carson's Choice: One Nation

My choice: Low Achiever (he literally ran for President because brain surgery wasn't enough)

Cruz's Choice: Cohiba (idk either)

My choice: Teapot- Because he is an over the top tea party lover

Rubio's Choice: Gator

My choice: Waterboy- Okay Marco, we get it you tried to make the water bottle reform happen and it failed, stop making water bottle jokes!!!

Huckabee's Choice: Duck Hunter - I don't know what his intentions were with this name but he's from Arkansas so we'll give him a break

My choice: Quack- We can all agree he's a bit crazy in the head (again, we'll blame in on Arkansas)


Rand Paul's Choice: Justice Never Sleeps - no comment

My choice: Creepy uncle- I know you can't judge a book by its cover, but this might be an exception. I would not want this guy to be left alone with Kim Jong Un... or maybe I would ???? *insert Firework by Katy Perry*)



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