There are various types of people out there in the world, especially the type of guys that are out there. See, there are the normal guys, there are the douchey guys, and then there are the f**kboys.
F**kboys are a type of douche but way onto another level. They believe they are everything, and they believe every girl needs to be bowing down to them because apparently, they are the gods of the world. They are the types of people who believe they created the world with their "six-pack abs" and "good sense of style," since they are most definitely born out of their mother's stomach with a silver spoon in their mouth wrapped in gold foil paper.
Heck, even when they are brought into the world today, they are slaying themselves because they are just terrifically beautiful specimens. (At least from what they think about themselves). But the rest of the world completely disagrees.
Why? Just because.
So, next time you're confused about whether a guy is a f**kboy and not wanting to fall in their facade traps, watch out for these 10 signs below.
1. He DMs you immediately after you like one or more of his pics (not because you're necessarily attracted, but just because you like the picture, and ONLY the picture).
This boy believes that just because you like one or more of his pictures on Instagram, he has hit the jackpot. Now he thinks he can just make his way into your DMs, because apparently you're head over heels for him now, because he honestly just has nothing to do with his time besides waiting for some girl to like his pics, even if it's just a nature pic or a pic of food because that just automatically means you wanna see a dick pic.
2. He likes talking to you on Snapchat out of all places.
Because Snapchat is the best place to send photos and videos to anybody, he chooses it as the destination for all the unsolicited pics he's gonna send you, regardless of whether or not he asked for your permission, because he believes that his dick is all he can offer you and is the symbol for all his glory, even when it doesn't measure his worth at all.
Because f**kboys just like to f**k, so that's all they think about: their dick.
3. He doesn't want you talking to other guys but he says he has the right to talk to other girls.
Here's the thing. There is no logic in the above statement. And that is exactly the reason of why f**kboys have no sense of logic; they just believe that they should be the ones that are respected above all else. They believe that the girls have to belong to them, but they don't necessarily belong to anybody because they want to get as many girls as they possibly can. Survival of the fittest and all.
And getting a lot of girls just shows they're macho. And that's all they care about.
4. He doesn't believe in labels or having a label.
F**kboys like to keep everything casual; they don't want to just suddenly jump into a hole of all seriousness and commitment. In fact, they're scared of that because that just means they're strapped in the seat with one girl, and they wouldn't want that because they want to juggle as many as possible.
So they know that once they're strapped down, they would have to care and they would have to lose every once in a while, but their first priority will always be themselves.
5. He likes taking way too many selfies in front of the mirror.
One or two is enough, but if every picture on his Instagram is a selfie, then you know you have fallen into a f**kboy abyss. No way to go back out, because once you're on his profile, he will be on yours, and next thing you know, you're pregnant. And that's just how fast things move when you meet a f**kboy. You just gotta avoid them at all costs.
6. His go-to date is "Netflix and Chill."
Two words: No effort.
If you were with a real guy, he would make some effort and actually take you out to places rather than staying indoors all the day, because he's just too tired/too cold/too lazy or has a better plan. If his better plan is Netflix and chill, then you're just with a guy that cares too much about himself to even care about what you would want to do.
Netflix and chill is a great way to get into a girl's pants, and f**kboys know this. They want to keep you hooked with the cuddles phases, but once you let your guard down, they immediately just do an about face and quickly go through with their initial plans, because that's just who they are and they won't change.
7. He doesn't want to have an emotional connection with you. (He doesn't believe in emotions or deep talks because that's just what he isn't looking for.)
See, f**kboys just want everyone to think they are macho when on the inside, they are just immature little hoes because that's the type of girl they look for anyway. They don't want to invest the time to actually care about what you're saying, they just want the satisfaction of you physically because that's all they want.
They believe talking to the girl brings no satisfaction for themselves because they are always just plain selfish.
