The words of everyone's favorite hype video, it's tiiimmmeeeeeee! The air is crisp, our freshly printed syllabi are crisp, and football season is among us. Will Texas A&M sweep the nation? Of course we will. That is not the question at hand. The question is will we be sweeping the nation in the form of crippling shock or overwhelming victory?

Honestly, it's all up in the air at this point. Between losing to UCLA right out of the gate only to beat Nicholls State this past week, the various season outcome possibilities are endless. Here are 20 A-A-A-A-A things that cause me less stress than standing as the twelfth man this nail-biting, all-consuming, get-your-kissing-done-at-midnight-yell Fightin' Texas Aggie football season here in College Station.

1. Taking all 8 am classes.

2. Liking your crush's Instagram photo from fourteen weeks ago.

3. Facing backwards while standing in an elevator full of strangers.

4. Liking your ex's photo on Instagram from literally any amount of weeks ago.

5. Overthinking how you said “here" during your class's attendance.

6. Group projects.

7. Accidentally stepping on a service dog's tail.

8. Talking about politics with your controversial professor.

9. Consuming 5,000 calories before bed.

10. Running out of gas in the middle of University on game day.

11. Food poisoning.

12. Giving a speech to your whole class with spinach stuck in your teeth.

13. Falling down on a stranger while riding the bus standing up.

14. Saying “Howdy" to absolutely everyone you make eye contact with.

15. Over sleeping the morning of your cumulative final exam.

16. Being told you're out of dining dollars while trying to buy a meal.

17. Getting stuck in the revolving door at Evans Library.

18. Walking across the seal in Academic Plaza.

19. Getting hit by a passive aggressive biker.

20. Sprinting to class with a backpack on.

Thanks and Gig 'em everybody!