What Your Favorite FSU Fraternity Says About You

What Your Favorite FSU Fraternity Says About You

You might as well be considered a brother.
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You're a groupie. There I said it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Yes, you have a favorite fraternity and you're on every date function and you probably already know all of the new members' names by October. You spend most of your time at the house whether you're partying, being their honorary house mom, eating, etc. Whichever it may be, your favorite fraternity says a lot about you.


Kappa Alpha Order aka KA

You probably like to spend your nights at Ken's and listening to country music. You like to have an excuse to drink at any hour of the day or for any occasion. Building a fort at nine in the morning? You'll drink to that. You like guys with trucks and you would probably kill someone to wear a giant hoop skirt on formal.

Theta Chi

You aren't surprised when your entire Snapchat feed on every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday is a video of Standard completely empty with the caption "early derd gets the worm" and you can't think of anything better than day drinking with the boys for Desperado.

Pi Kappa Phi aka Pi Kapp

You sometimes wish that finding toilet paper in the bathroom by the laundry room was as easy as finding out the door code (you know it no matter how many times it's been changed). You're an early riser for noon games because mimosas on the deck are just so tempting.

Delta Tau Delta aka Delt

You are a fan of the kings of Copeland. You can't wait to see your favorite boys at Recon but you can't stand the crowds of girls that you've never seen at the house before. Ice luge and the best music at tailgates never disappoints.

Alpha Tau Omega aka ATO

The fact that the house is a convenient walking distance to the stadium is something that you will forever be grateful for.

Pi Kappa Alpha aka Pike

You're a very loyal groupie. You plan your schedule around courtyard days and you consider Pike Academy to be a national holiday. Your iMessage auto-corrects "only" to "obly" and you know every word to the Pike drinking song. You low key compare your friends in other fraternities to those who are scholars, leaders, athletes and gentlemen

Sigma Alpha Epsilon aka SAE

You have a lot to compete with considering their sweetheart has "SAE" tattooed on her lip. Dedicated is what you are.

Phi Kappa Tau aka Phi Tau

One word: derd. The boys are there and so are you. You know when your favorite guys start blasting Spanish music, it's time for some fun. You can't wait to spend Oasis with your favorite Miami boys. Who else can say that they tailgate with a pet snake?

Phi Delta Theta aka Phi Delt

These boys are diverse and they never get old. They don't have a certain "look" and they all don't like the same things. You like to always change things up and you hate anything boring.

Zeta Beta Tau aka ZBT

You're a regular, and that means you're more comfortable than ever. ZBT is your second home and you have no problem acting like it is. Tahiti is a combination of your two favorite things: relaxing and partying at the house. You consider yourself one of the bros and you couldn't be more proud.

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I Went To "The Bachelor" Auditions

And here's why you won’t be seeing me on TV.
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It’s finally time to admit my guilty pleasure: I have always been a huge fan of The Bachelor.

I can readily admit that I’ve been a part of Bachelor fantasy leagues, watch parties, solo watching — you name it, I’ve gone the whole nine yards. While I will admit that the show can be incredibly trashy at times, something about it makes me want to watch it that much more. So when I found out that The Bachelor was holding auditions in Houston, I had to investigate.

While I never had the intention of actually auditioning, there was no way I would miss an opportunity to spend some time people watching and check out the filming location of one of my favorite TV shows.

The casting location of The Bachelor, The Downtown Aquarium in Houston, was less than two blocks away from my office. I assumed that I would easily be able to spot the audition line, secretly hoping that the endless line of people would beg the question: what fish could draw THAT big of a crowd?

As I trekked around the tanks full of aquatic creatures in my bright pink dress and heels (feeling somewhat silly for being in such nice clothes in an aquarium and being really proud of myself for somewhat looking the part), I realized that these auditions would be a lot harder to find than I thought.

Finally, I followed the scent of hairspray leading me up the elevator to the third floor of the aquarium.

The doors slid open. I found myself at the end of a large line of 20-something-year-old men and women and I could feel all eyes on me, their next competitor. I watched as one woman pulled out her travel sized hair curler, someone practiced answering interview questions with a companion, and a man (who was definitely a little too old to be the next bachelor) trying out his own pick-up lines on some of the women standing next to him.

I walked to the end of the line (trying to maintain my nonchalant attitude — I don’t want to find love on a TV show). As I looked around, I realized that one woman had not taken her eyes off of me. She batted her fake eyelashes and looked at her friend, mumbling something about the *grumble mumble* “girl in the pink dress.”

I felt a wave of insecurity as I looked down at my body, immediately beginning to recognize the minor flaws in my appearance.

The string hanging off my dress, the bruise on my ankle, the smudge of mascara I was sure I had on the left corner of my eye. I could feel myself begin to sweat. These women were all so gorgeous. Everyone’s hair was perfectly in place, their eyeliner was done flawlessly, and most of them looked like they had just walked off the runway. Obviously, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I walked over to the couches and sat down. For someone who for the most part spent most of the two hours each Monday night mocking the cast, I was shocked by how much pressure and tension I felt in the room.

A cop, stationed outside the audition room, looked over at me. After a brief explanation that I was just there to watch, he smiled and offered me a tour around the audition space. I watched the lines of beautiful people walk in and out of the space, realizing that each and every one of these contestants to-be was fixated on their own flaws rather than actually worrying about “love.”

Being with all these people, I can see why it’s so easy to get sucked into the fantasy. Reality TV sells because it’s different than real life. And really, what girl wouldn’t like a rose?

Why was I so intimidated by these people? Reality TV is actually the biggest oxymoron. In real life, one person doesn’t get to call all the shots. Every night isn’t going to be in a helicopter looking over the south of France. A real relationship depends on more than the first impression.

The best part of being in a relationship is the reality. The best part about yourself isn’t your high heels. It’s not the perfect dress or the great pick-up lines. It’s being with the person that you can be real with. While I will always be a fan of The Bachelor franchise, this was a nice dose of reality. I think I’ll stick to my cheap sushi dates and getting caught in the rain.

But for anyone who wants to be on The Bachelor, let me just tell you: Your mom was right. There really are a lot of fish in the sea. Or at least at the aquarium.

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Yes I'm A Sorority Girl, But Here's What I'm Not

I didn't "buy my friends"

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I think there's such a negative stigma around Greek life in this world. Movies and TV have made it out to be crazy, continuous partying and full of hateful people all based on looks. I love being a part of Greek life for so many reasons. Here are some misconceptions about Greek life debunked.

1. I Didn't "Buy My Friends"

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My sisters are my friends because we all share common values, likes, and dislikes. We spend every day together, live together in the house, share group chats, and have similar majors so we are always together. No amount of money could've made the bond my sisters and I have and I wish people would realize the true bond between sisters because it's magical.

2. We Really Care About Our GPA's and Grades

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There's a certain GPA every Greek house requires you to meet in order to stay an active member. Plus, we always encourage study dates with other people in the house and some houses even throw study events to raise money for charities. Also, some of the top scholars known were in Greek life soooooo...

3. Philanthropyyyyyy!!

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Many people think we don't do anything but socialize when really our whole existence is based on philanthropies! We spend every semester raising awareness and money for the foundations we love and we have all ended up being some of the primary monetary donors for those causes!

4. We Don't Judge Based Off Looks

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It's what's on the inside that truly counts. We all have found our houses by our personalities and values, not by our looks. A house will want you if you share the same value as them and that's how you'll find your people.

5. We Also Don't Judge By The Brands You Wear

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It's true that many of the girls you may see in one house might all have something similar by a certain brand altogether, but that's just what being sisters is like. it's not like you have to buy certain expensive brands or dress a certain way to "fit in." Greek life is all about being yourself!

6. I'm Not Living Off "Daddy's Money"

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Most of us are on academic scholarships and have to maintain grades and a good image to keep going to our college. Not all of us were born rich, you know?

7. Partying. Nonstop Partying.

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It's true with any college student that it's fun to go out every now and then, but it isn't what Greek life consists of. Greek life is supposed to be finding your forever people, your second family, and your home away from home. These are the people you will rely on on your best days and worst, you don't have to party for that to happen. Plus, believe it or not, there are certainly Greeks who don't party or choose to stay away from that lifestyle.

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