What Your Favorite FSU Fraternity Says About You

What Your Favorite FSU Fraternity Says About You

You might as well be considered a brother.
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You're a groupie. There I said it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Yes, you have a favorite fraternity and you're on every date function and you probably already know all of the new members' names by October. You spend most of your time at the house whether you're partying, being their honorary house mom, eating, etc. Whichever it may be, your favorite fraternity says a lot about you.


Kappa Alpha Order aka KA

You probably like to spend your nights at Ken's and listening to country music. You like to have an excuse to drink at any hour of the day or for any occasion. Building a fort at nine in the morning? You'll drink to that. You like guys with trucks and you would probably kill someone to wear a giant hoop skirt on formal.

Theta Chi

You aren't surprised when your entire Snapchat feed on every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday is a video of Standard completely empty with the caption "early derd gets the worm" and you can't think of anything better than day drinking with the boys for Desperado.

Pi Kappa Phi aka Pi Kapp

You sometimes wish that finding toilet paper in the bathroom by the laundry room was as easy as finding out the door code (you know it no matter how many times it's been changed). You're an early riser for noon games because mimosas on the deck are just so tempting.

Delta Tau Delta aka Delt

You are a fan of the kings of Copeland. You can't wait to see your favorite boys at Recon but you can't stand the crowds of girls that you've never seen at the house before. Ice luge and the best music at tailgates never disappoints.

Alpha Tau Omega aka ATO

The fact that the house is a convenient walking distance to the stadium is something that you will forever be grateful for.

Pi Kappa Alpha aka Pike

You're a very loyal groupie. You plan your schedule around courtyard days and you consider Pike Academy to be a national holiday. Your iMessage auto-corrects "only" to "obly" and you know every word to the Pike drinking song. You low key compare your friends in other fraternities to those who are scholars, leaders, athletes and gentlemen

Sigma Alpha Epsilon aka SAE

You have a lot to compete with considering their sweetheart has "SAE" tattooed on her lip. Dedicated is what you are.

Phi Kappa Tau aka Phi Tau

One word: derd. The boys are there and so are you. You know when your favorite guys start blasting Spanish music, it's time for some fun. You can't wait to spend Oasis with your favorite Miami boys. Who else can say that they tailgate with a pet snake?

Phi Delta Theta aka Phi Delt

These boys are diverse and they never get old. They don't have a certain "look" and they all don't like the same things. You like to always change things up and you hate anything boring.

Zeta Beta Tau aka ZBT

You're a regular, and that means you're more comfortable than ever. ZBT is your second home and you have no problem acting like it is. Tahiti is a combination of your two favorite things: relaxing and partying at the house. You consider yourself one of the bros and you couldn't be more proud.

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22 New Things That I Want To Try Now That I'm 22

A bucket list for my 22nd year.

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"I don't know about you but I'm feelin' 22," I have waited 6 long years to sing that and actually be 22! Now 22 doesn't seem like a big deal to people because you can't do anything that you couldn't do before and you're still super young. But I'm determined to make my 22nd year a year filled with new adventures and new experiences. So here's to 22.

1. Go sky diving.

What's crazier than jumping out of a plane? (Although I'll probably try indoor skydiving first.)

2. Go cliff jumping/diving.

I must be the only Rhode Islander who hasn't gone to Jamestown and jumped off a cliff.

3. Ride in a hor air balloon.

Up, up and away.

4. Try out skiing.

Cash me in the next Olympics, how bout dat.

5. Try out snow boarding.

Shawn White, I'm coming for you.

6. Go bungee jumping.

Because at least this time I'll be attached to something.

7. Go to Portugal.

I mean I'm Portuguese so I have to go at some point, right?

8. Go to Cape Verde.

Once again, I'm Cape Verdean so I have to go.

9. Vist one of the seven wonders of the world.

I mean hey, Egypt's on, my bucket list.

10. Try out surfing.

It's only natural that somebody from the Ocean State knows how to surf.

11. Learn a new langauge.

Because my little bit of Portuguese, Spanish and Latin isn't cutting it anymore.

12. Travel to a state that I've never been to before.

Fun fact: I've only been to 17 of the 50 states.

13. Go paddle boarding.

Pretty boring but I've never done it.

14. Go scuba diving.

I'm from the Ocean State so I guess I should see the ocean up close and personal.

15. Learn how to line dance.

There's actually a barn in my state that does line dancing, so this one will definitely get crossed off.

16. Go kayaking.

All this water around me and I haven't done a lot of the water activites.

17. Stay the night in a haunted hotel room.

I bet if I got my friends to come with me, it would be like the Suite Life of Zach and Cody episode, minus the ghost coming out of the wall but you never know.

18. Get my palms read.

Because who doesn't want to know their future.

19. Go to a medium.

Like a medium that can communicate with people that have died.

20. Take a helicopter ride.

Air plane: check Helicopter:....

21. Sleep under the stars.

Because sleeping in a tent is more like glamping than camping

22. Just to try new things in my everyday life.

Whether it's trying a new restaurant, getting something different at my usual restaurants, changing my usual style, going on the scary rides at amusement parks, and bringing things I used to do back into my life now.

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11 Songs Every Bama Student Hears At A Frat House Front Yard Darty

"Singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' all summer long." — Kid Rock

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Darty season the time of year that all students look forward to. Wearing your favorite pair of shorts a cute shirt or even basketball jersey and skipping on over to fraternity row.

To open it all up, why don't we start with the song that gets evert white person ever, lit? And it begins...

1. The Killers — "Mr. Brightside"

We've got to jam to something while a latter song is banned! With the upbeat rhythm and unmatched lyrics, you can't go wrong with Mr. Brightside.

2. Walker Wes & Dyl - "Jordan Belfort "

Okay, I get it. This song is old, but that doesn't means it doesn't slap still. Am I right or am I right?

3. All American Rejects - "Gives You Hell"

Let's be honest this has been a bop since it dropped and no one can deny it.

4. OutKast - "Ms. Jackson"

Never meant to make your daughter cry... Obviously, but it still happened.

5. Drake - "God's Plan"

Scary hours, sad boy hours, whatever suites your fancy.

6. Soulja Boy - "Crank That"

We all think our music taste has evolved until we hear this MASTERPIECE. I bet that within the first few minutes of the song you will see people break out the dance that goes along with it too!

7. Post Malone - "Better Now"

Because, for real, who doesn't love Posty?

8. Cardi B, J Balvin, and Bad Bunny - "I Like It"

Since Bodak Yellow, all the rave is Cardi B and college girls, for one, are HERE for IT.

9. Khalid, 6LACK, Ty Dolla $ign - "OTW"

You can't go wrong with this one because guys love the rappers and girls love Khalid.

10. Mason Ramsey - "Famous"

WALMART YODELING KID. 'Nuff said.

11. Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Sweet Home Alabama"

Did you really think this wouldn't be on this list?

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