Ladies and gentlemen, if you're currently drinking something, I encourage you to put it down right now.

Why? Well, you're drinking something which, chances are, is made with Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Dyhydrogen Monoxide is a simple substance found in everyday drinks such as iced tea, lemonade, soda; even coffee and orange juice. It's clear, tasteless, and is the most common chemical in the entire world. It's in your faucet, your sewer, your toilet; it falls from the sky, and it makes up most of the planet's surface.

So how, exactly, is that bad?

Statistics say that 100% of the population dies after ingesting it in any form, meaning that you can die after walking through the rain. No, wait, you WILL die after walking through the rain. It can take any amount of time (weeks, months, even years), but it'll happen. Guaranteed. Unless you're a Highlander, in which case, watch your neck because someone can take pure Dihydrogen Monoxide, freeze it into a sword, and sharpen it so it can literally cut your head off.

Still not convinced? Well, here's a list of people who ingest(ed) Dihydrogen Monoxide in any form daily:
Adolf Hitler
Benito Mussolini
Genghis Khan
Donald Trump
Josef Mengele
Joseph Stalin
Pol Pot
Attila the Hun
Nero
Caligula
Heinrich Himmler
Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini

As you can see from this list, if you ingest Dihydrogen Monoxide, you're not exactly in good company. If you want to take action, call or write to whoever provides your drinking water and tell them to stop using Dihydrogen Monoxide in their product. In the meantime, check the ingredients labels in any drink you buy for this deadly chemical. We need to make sure that we know what these corporations are feeding us. Wake up sheeple!