I have tried and tried over and over again to enjoy football but it just isn't my thing.
The rules have been explained to me more times than I can count and I still just don't feel super psyched to see men in tights run around and tackle one another.
I am the friend though who doesn't like football games but ends up at all of them because all of my friends are there.
So for the other people out there who are like me here are 25 thoughts you may have had if you just don't like football and are at a football game.
1. This is way too much traffic
2. How can people possibly tailgate for 5 hours?
I mean aren't they tired?
3. Why am I here?
4. Oh wait my friends are here and I would have no one to hang out with on a Saturday so I basically had to go
5. Did someone just spill beer on me?
Yes, someone most likely did.
6. OK the burgers at someones tailgate actually smell super good
7. Great now I’m hungry
8. OK it’s finally starting!
9. I’ll clap my hands and pretend to be as excited as everyone else around me.
10. What am I saying, who do I have to fake for? I’m not kidding anyone.
11. I'm sweating already. Lovely.
Who doesn't love sweat stains all over their shirt?
12. Is it almost half time?
The answer is no.
13. How the heck is it only 8 minutes in? We’ve been sitting here for like 2 hours.
14. Football really knows how to drag 15 minutes out.
15. Maybe some food will help numb my pain?
16. Why are there so many stairs, ugh?
17. Why is this line so long?
18. I shouldn’t have waiting until halftime to eat. Stupid.
19. Wait, this pretzel is amazing!
OK it isn't so amazing after seeing the price.