I Don't Know How to Be a Girl | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

I Don't Know How to Be a Girl

10 points about what it is like to be a t-shirt girl in short skirt world!

Macaela Shieldnight
Oct 02, 2016
Conway, Arkansas
378
I Don't Know How to Be a Girl
Childstarlets

Okay, I do know how to put on a dress and apply a little mascara, but there are a lot of things that is hard about being a t-shirt girl, in a short skirt world. Here are ten to begin with:

1. Clown vs. Contouring�

It is basic sorcery to watch how a girl goes from odd lines to a flawless complexion. I could sit mesmerized watching contouring videos for days.

2. Accessories.

Gold can't go with silver? But they are all metallic.

3. We would rather watch a touchdown than a throwdown.


Sooners vs. Texas is way more appealing than Blaire vs. Serena.

4. Trying to buy an entire outfit.

Going shopping for an outfit is as painful and hard as a 1000 piece puzzle by yourself.

5. BBQ is better than sushi.

Ribs or raw fish....give me the real meat.

6. Nail Care


Umm...What is the difference between acrylics and gel?

7. Sideline Sitting


Lol. Can I be the coach?

8. We have more guy friends than girl friends.


Question: You okay?

Guy's response: Yeah, I'm fine.

Girl'�s response: Well....(insert long dramatic story about nothing of consequence.)

9. Sitting Lady-like.


You mean I can't sit criss-cross applesauce in a sundress?

10. Heels.

More like ankle-breakers. Ouch.


I thank Jesus for making me who I am, but I give a standing ovation to all the girls out there who understand how to live in this short skirt world.



Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

New Brunswick, NJ
443155
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
love story
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

Rider University
16581
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less
hauppague
Lifestyle

Moana's Top 10 Life Tips

"Moana" is filled with life lessons that involve far more than finding true love as many other Disney movies do.

Millennials of Michigan
41582
Animated image of a woman with long dark hair and tattoos
StableDiffusion

1. It's easy to be fooled by shiny things.

Digital image of shiny gemstones in cased in gold. shiny things StableDiffusion

Tamatoa created a liar filled with shiny things simply for the purpose of tricking fish to enter and become his food. He too experiences a lesson in how easy it is to be tricked by shiny things when Moana distracts him by covering herself in glowing algae so Maui can grab his hook.

Keep Reading...Show less
moana
Student Life

7 Types Of Students You Will Meet In College

You wish you could be #5, but you know you're probably a #6.

University of Southern California
21264
cool group of lazy college students in class
StableDiffusion

There are thousands of universities around the world, and each school boasts its own traditions and slogans. Some schools pride themselves on sports, while others emphasize their research facilities. While there is a myriad of differences among each and every school, there will always these seven types of students in class.

Keep Reading...Show less
college students
Featured

15 Rhyme Without Reason Greek Life Function Ideas

When you have no ideas for what to wear to this date function

Appalachian State UniversityNational Writers Society
321704
A dog and a frog
Healthy Pets

I am going to a rhyme without reason date function and I have looked at so many different rhyming words and I figured there need to be a new list of words. At these functions, there are usually at least two rockers and boxers and an umpteenth amount of dogs and frogs. I have come up with a list of creative and unique ideas for these functions.

If you like what you see, get a shopping cart going with these costumes.

Keep Reading...Show less

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments