It has come to my attention that there is a large portion of the United States that wants nothing to do with illegal immigrants, especially those coming from Mexico. There are yells from thousands upon thousands of Americans who believe these illegal immigrants are like a disease, slowly but surely spreading their virus all throughout this great nation of ours. That is why we need Donald Trump and his ingenious idea of building a wall, but with some minor tweaks of course.

Our current handling of this situation just isn’t good enough; far too many illegals are absquatulating their way into our homes. They come here and take our jobs and rape our women. That’s why I propose a much larger wall, 20 feet tall to be exact, that wraps its way around all southern states that border Mexico. The wall won’t just be 20 feet tall, however, as I believe we should place an extensive minefield around 50-75 yards around the wall area. This way when illegals try to sneak their way to the wall, they will just blow up sky high instead. The mines will also incorporate a napalm that will spread onto every other illegal that planned on following the group, effectively killing off everyone else who was planning on being involved with the mad dash into our country.

Should an illegal somehow, by the grace of God, make it past the napalm minefield, we will then have an area dedicated to vicious and rabid dogs that will hunt down and tear apart each and every one, limb by limb, until there’s nothing left. There will be at least five dogs set up every 10 yards in length by the wall. They will be trained to recognize that, when the alarm goes off, it means they are on the hunt for anyone out in the distance. No one, no man, no woman, and no child shall be safe from the wrath of these dogs while they're hunting.

What if they make it past the minefield and the rabid dogs, you may ask? Well, that’s why we will have guards stationed every 15 meters of the wall. These will be military grade guards, and they will carry your basic essentials: AK’s, at least five frag grenades, another AK in case they run out of bullets, and, for last resort, we shall give all of them a rocket launcher to blast away the few that managed to dodge the thousands of bullets. With more funding, we can even equip each soldier with a new age flamethrower for close range encounters should it ever come to that.

And if, somehow, our well trained troops are just unable to stop the illegals from getting to the wall, that’s why I also propose making the wall electrified. Not electrified to the point where the people would be knocked out, no, no, no, that would be too weak. We will need a wall so electrified that it’ll take some of our cities' power to charge it. Of course, we won’t use main cities' power, we will just use the power from suspected hiding places for illegal immigrants and other small ghetto towns. It’s actually quite poetic, the illegal immigrants will be used in our effort to prevent other illegal immigrants from crossing over into our nation. This electrified wall will be so powerful, it could possibly burn the illegals to a crisp or, even in some rare case, vaporize them. We plan on also testing the walls ability on some illegal immigrants we round up prior to the wall being completely built.

Now, to deal with the illegal immigrants who already reside within our great United States. We can’t simply deport them, for the wall serves as both keeping them out as well as keeping them in. The reason for this is pretty simple: We want to make examples of them. Now as previously mentioned, some of the illegal immigrants will go towards testing the electrification of the wall. Others we will execute on top of the wall in front of their families on the other side of the wall. This effort will hopefully bring about the end of anyone trying to cross over illegal into this nation. We decided the most humane way would be to use a guillotine, but just one would take too long so we will have at least 500 set up all across the top of the wall.

Now, with all the illegal immigrants out of the way, all the Americans crying out that their jobs were being taken away can now finally get those jobs back. No more will illegal immigrants take such precious jobs as picking strawberries in fields for half a day with only a wage of a dollar or even less in some areas. Say goodbye to Juan the gardener and say hello to Dan Smith the puller of weeds and mower of lawns who may or may not complain about getting sunburnt while doing the work. Forget about those Spanish teachers because now that all these illegal immigrants will be gone there’ll be no need for learning that language. Now we can fill in those spots for teachers that will teach American to help further our patriotism in our nation.

Now, I am open to ideas on this plan and am willing to listen to any and all criticism. I want to find a way to make this nation truly great again and, as found in our poll, a large population of Americans believe it is the illegal immigrants who are causing the ruin of this country. Donald Trump's plan had a good starting idea, but with these improvements I do feel we can truly end the plague that is sweeping across our country in an effective and hard hitting way. No longer will we have to worry about illegal immigrants taking our precious jobs or raping our women. We can truly become an American only nation, with some European immigrants of course because they’re, honestly, not too bad.