From the countless memes to the constant hair inspired health care attempts, Donald Trump's hair has become the sensation of the current election. Besides the "the color of the dress" phenomenon that went around on Facebook about a year ago, we can say that Donald Trump's hair has become one of the greatest mysteries of our time. As a child, the first thing I thought of when I thought Trump was his funny looking hair. I didn't think of the fact that he had his own talk show or that he was rich and owned a portion of the prime real estate in New York City (NYC). It was simply his hair. Not fit for a Garnier commercial. And others have thought the same way as me. Today, his hair has become one of the talking points of the current election. So the question is: Is his hair real or a toupee?
That yellowness looks unnatural.
What gives it that yellow tone that looks like my rubber duck?
It blends in with his skin tone.
He must have spray tanned his skin and his hair.
And in the wind...
It bounces around like a sheds of grass waiting to fly away.
And why when he is walking does it look like it is about to crawl away?
Hair or caterpillar anyone? "Come on little critter. Crawl onto my head. I promise I left my head nice and smooth for you today."
It looks like corn.
For all you gentlemen out there, tell your barber you want this look.
Or maybe if it is not a toupee, a squirrel is living on his head.
Or perhaps shredded wheat cereal glued on his head.
Except not as crunchy.
Or maybe it was overcombed in a weird fashion to resemble a toupee.
According to Popdust.com, Dr. Sean Behnam claims that his hair is real. His hair has had that same style since he was younger. Trump just doesn't comb his hair to be age appropriate, nor in any modern day fashion, so it looks weird.
But it is still appropriate to question if there is actually an animal living on his head, or a toupee, or maybe he just needs a new barber. Hopefully we will solve this mystery sooner or later.
