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The Diaries of A Cleat Chaser: Mariners Edition

A list of some of the best looking baseball players, brought to you by the Seattle Mariners.

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The Diaries of A Cleat Chaser: Mariners Edition

The Seahawks have reigned supreme over Seattle the past couple of years, establishing themselves as the city icon when it comes to sports. But, it's spring time, which means it's time to switch gears and put our fandom into what really matters - Baseball.

We've all heard the stereotype: Girls don't know anything about sports, and the only reason they like baseball is because it's a bunch of hot guys wearing tight pants.

Half true.

Yes, we absolutely love the fact that there's a bunch of super attractive, athletic men in form-fitting uniforms and covered in dirt (hence the term “cleat chaser"). You know d*mn well that while we're up in our seats, we're tweeting things like,

#currentmood:

Although it's so much more than just the attractive faces that keep us loving the game, I've decided that today I'm going to toss my pride over my shoulder, and feed right into the stereotype that girls are only baseball fans because the guys are hot. Why? Because the Seattle Mariners, that's why.


That's right, ladies. The Mariners are in Peoria, Arizona, getting ready for opening day at Safeco on April 6th, and we're ready. I can't make the post-spring break depression disappear, but I can give you a little something to help you get through the week:

Here's a list of the top 10 best looking baseball players to keep an eye out for this season, brought to you by the Seattle Mariners.

1. Robinson Cano.

2. Dustin Ackley.

3. Kyle Seager.

4. Brad Miller.

5. Taijuan Walker.

6. Tom Wilhelmsen.

7. James Paxton.

8. Mike Zunino.

9. Chris Taylor.

10. John Hicks.

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