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How To Deal With Insensible Fools

They call us 'whiny' I call them senseless

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How To Deal With Insensible Fools
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You know, it's one thing to complain about "not getting your way," and it's another thing to exercise your right to free speech because you are an informed and frustrated American citizen. Not only am I a citizen, I am an American college student! And supposedly those of us who use our voices are whiney children. Well, for those of you who think that this is how I will deal with you.

1. Flash a bright smile that says "I am listening, but that doesn't mean I agree/care."

2. Wipe that smile off of your face, blink twice, and laugh a little.

3. Go in for the kill. Aka use your voice. For example, "I am not a whiney child. I just don't want to be led by a mysogynisitic/sexist/racist/idiotic/etc. white male." (You get the picture)

4. This will probably be followed by "you're just a generation of complainers." In response, you look deep into their soul, and shake your head like a disappointed parent.

5. Walk away, and proceed to social media to see what racist/sexist videos and articles they've shared since your interaction.

6. Use it as inspiration to use your voice even more! Muahah they didn't see that coming did they?

Shoutout to all Trump trolls for being my inspiration every single day!

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