Hi, I'm Zoe! Single as heck and trying to put myself out there. Here's what you probably need to know about me to help me find a boyfriend:
- Age: 21
- Height: 5'
- School: Appalachian State University
- Job: Student
- Location: Boone, NC
- Dogs or cats? BOTH, PLEASE
- Night owl or morning person? Can I say neither? Probably night owl.
- "The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? "Love Island Australia"
- Taylor Swift or Beyonce? ... Halsey
- Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? Baby Yoda!
Never has Zoe ever visited Asia.
If there was one funny story from Zoe's life that perfectly describes them as a person it's this:
I ran over my foot with a pallet jack loaded with a 1,500 pound pallet of frozen food.
Four qualities Zoe is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:
1. Kind ✓
2. Smart ✓
3. Generous ✓
4. Always down for a good cup of boba or iced coffee ✓
5. Unable to express feelings/doubts when needed ✗
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