Date Zoe: A Student Looking For Love In North Carolina
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Date Zoe: A Creative, Halsey-Loving Student Looking For Love In North Carolina

A Swoon dating profile by me... for me.

Date Zoe: A Creative, Halsey-Loving Student Looking For Love In North Carolina
Zoe James

Hi, I'm Zoe! Single as heck and trying to put myself out there. Here's what you probably need to know about me to help me find a boyfriend:

About Me

  • Age: 21
  • Height: 5'
  • School: Appalachian State University
  • Job: Student
  • Location: Boone, NC

Zoe's Preferences:

  • Dogs or cats? BOTH, PLEASE
  • Night owl or morning person? Can I say neither? Probably night owl.
  • "The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? "Love Island Australia"
  • Taylor Swift or Beyonce? ... Halsey
  • Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? Baby Yoda!

Never has Zoe ever visited Asia.

If there was one funny story from Zoe's life that perfectly describes them as a person it's this:

I ran over my foot with a pallet jack loaded with a 1,500 pound pallet of frozen food.

Four qualities Zoe is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

1. Kind ✓
2. Smart ✓
3. Generous ✓
4. Always down for a good cup of boba or iced coffee ✓
5. Unable to express feelings/doubts when needed ✗

Want to respectfully slide into Zoe's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @zoemargie
Twitter: @zoemargie

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