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A Dating Guide For Female Buffalo Bills Fans

If he doesn't know the Shout song, tell him goodbye.

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A Dating Guide For Female Buffalo Bills Fans
Katie Marino

Ladies, especially if you're a Buffalo Bills fan, there are signs you should stay clear when looking for a potential date.

Here's the ultimate guide for all female Buffalo Bills fans out there:

1. If he's high maintenance, run.

"And even when I started my pro career, he traveled to Buffalo. I don't know if you guys have ever been to the hotels in Buffalo — they're not the nicest places in the world — but he would still travel to those. It was just great to grow up in a house like that and feel so supported by your mom and dad." - Tom Brady.

If a guy makes fun of Buffalo, just show him the nearest exit.

2. If he's secretive.

If he tells you he often destroys his phone for "security reasons," slowly back away like a bear and fade into the sunset. This guy could be a criminal, a liar or even worse, a ball deflater.

3. If he has never experienced disappointment in his life.

If a guy has only experienced the good in life:

A. He won't be able to handle the lows.

B. He won't appreciate the good.

Get a guy who can handle going to the Super Bowl four years in a row and not winning any of them. Get a guy who can handle a 16-year playoff drought.

Those my friend, are keepers.

4. If he has questionable fashion.

If he wears Uggs, abort mission. Run. Fast. And. Far.

5. If he needs to always be the center of attention.

Do not date a guy who needs to be the center of attention for everything.

You got no time for that in your life.

6. If he's known to be a cheater.

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

7. If he actually thinks he's a good dancer.

This just gives me secondhand embarrassment.

My eyes are burning.

8. If he doesn't play fair.

If he needs to run to the nearest authority and throw a 2-year-old tantrum when something doesn't go his way, pretend you don't know him.

9. If he prefers chowder over chicken wings.

If a guy hates chicken wings, then that man is not right for you.

You deserve a man who loves chicken wings as much as he loves you.

10. If he just isn't a Buffalo Bills fan.

Date someone who is happy to see you, just as happy as they are singing the Bills Shout song.

Date someone who isn't afraid of a little disappointment, but still knows how to have fun in their life. Date a Buffalo Bills fan.

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