"HOW DO YOU ALWAYS WIN HIDE AND SEEK? YOU'RE SO BIG!"
"You're not skinny. You're healthy."
"Why do you run everywhere in our house?"
"How much extra do you get paid for doing the dishes?"
"Have you watched a single movie with us this summer?"
"I have over thirty boyfriends."
"Not all of them know they are my boyfriend."
"What's science?"
"Oh that. Science is my favorite subject!"
"My teacher's funny looking."
"Are you gonna be a teacher?"
"Do you have a mom and dad?"
"Can you bring birds to your college dorm?"
"Do I have to go to college?"
"Can you bring your boyfriend next time?"
"How early do I have to wake up to workout?"
"Will I see you again before I get to heaven?"
"I KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS STRONG. HE'S THE PITCHER OF BASEBALL!" After I said my boyfriend can't use his shoulder after his surgery.
"Do you talk on the phone to your boyfriend every single night?"
"Is college scary?"
"I like your ponytail. It's cute." This was a little 4-year-old boy...
"You're the love of my life."
"The is the best quesadilla I've ever had."
"When I grow up, I'm most afraid of a down payment."
"How much is a down payment?"
"Can you buy me a baby chick and keep it at your house?"
"I wish I lived at your house."
"I love you."
"You can take my lizard to your house for a sleepover tonight!"
"You don't look like you're in college."
"You look like you're 8-years-old." I told the girl to guess again and her second guess was six.
"Were you the quarterback of your football team?"
"Does your boyfriend miss you right now?"
"I'm about to puke out my brains."
"I'm taking a vacation to Ohio."
"I want to be your friend."
"Can I send an emoji to your boyfriend?" *sends 20*
"YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES YOU LOVE DOVEY! I KNOW HE DOES!"
"I'm sharing my lunchable with you."
"Are you spending the night?"
"How do you get your hair so cozy?"
"I told my grandma to buy me argan oil last night."
" If you want a husband, all you need to do is ask your boyfriend to marry you."
"I tell the bullies at my school that I'm confident and beautiful."
"Is your boyfriend a kind, respectful man?"
"Did your boyfriend ask you to marry him last night?" After I even explained I was two thousands miles away from him...
"I wish you were my babysitter forever."
*After explaining a job makes money* "Money for what? Beer or something?"
*After explaining why I avoid sugar* "Starting today I'm only eating dessert once a week!"
*After explaining what Exercise Science is* "Can you help me workout?"
"I'm gonna be a big strong guy!"
"If I die, tell my mom and dad I love them."
"Do you think God's finger is as big as this room?"
"I want to be a babysitter like you when I grow up!"
"I'm your protector!"
"I like you."
"Can you stay for dinner?"
"Do you know what a date is?"
"It's asking a lot of questions."
"MY PARENTS LOVE DATES."
"Are you sure you're an adult?"
"You do fun stuff with us."
