10 Things To Cuff Yourself To If You're Alone During Cuffing Season
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10 Things To Cuff Yourself To If You're Alone During Cuffing Season

Your dog, mozzarella sticks, the list goes on.

Katie Coviello
Oct 22, 2017
Villanova University
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10 Things To Cuff Yourself To If You're Alone During Cuffing Season
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Another year has come and gone and cuffing season is back in full force. Don't know what cuffing season is? Sure you do. Picture it: the weather gets colder and it starts to get dark earlier.

Next thing you know everyone suddenly has a boyfriend/girlfriend seemingly out of nowhere.

Couples are spotted all over campus or on Instagram and you are left ~uncuffed~ yet again. As a girl with 20 years of uncuffed experience, I've comprised a list of 10 things I'll be cuffing this season instead of a boy (unless one wants to change my streak? no? just checking).

1. Your dog.

They'll always cuddle with you, play with you, and listen to you no matter how long you drone on for. Dogs>boys any day of the week.

2. Mozzarella Sticks

They come in all shapes and sizes and will always make you feel warm and loved. Also, hot cheese can definitely cure anything and won't ever break your heart.

3. A Boyfriend Pillow

Need I say more?

4. A Justin Bieber Poster

Baby Biebs is the key to my heart. Blast some throwback jams and I swear you'll be one less lonely girl (see what I did there?).

5. A New Netflix Series

This is great for all levels of commitment. If you wanted a short cuff, choose a show that's one or two seasons long. Interested in a long-term cuff? Go for that 8 season show.

6. 90s RomComs

Get swept up by all the classics like She's All That, Clueless, and 10 Things I Hate About You. Sure, it may make you more depressed but watch them anyway. Heath Ledger will save your soul.

7. A New Sweatshirt

A little retail therapy in the form of a brand new sweatshirt is better than a boy any day. That new sweatshirt feel is warmer than any hug (except maybe from Zac Efron but that's TBD).

8. Water

Stay hydrated with water if you can't have love. Clearer skin, more energy, and it can improve your mood? I'm sold.

9. Halloween Candy

Stock up on your seasonal pumpkin shaped favorites. Halloween candy weirdly lasts forever so buy in bulk to extend your cuffing season all year round.

10. Your Bffs

Probably the most obvious of all, your gfs will always have your back and make anytime a good time when they're with you. Choose a quality night with the girls and you won't regret it.

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