On December 8, 2015, millions of viewers tuned in on CBS to the 'sexiest night on television': The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Sitting in a TV room in a sorority house, I wanted to document the night by writing down what each individual person said at any given moment. What can I say, I find my sorority sisters pretty funny. Check out their thoughts during the VS Fashion Show:
1. I wanna lose 50 pounds
2. Nah....how much do they eat? Nothing.
3. Was that Kanye?
4. This is really hippie. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
5. Damn her legs.
6. There's Kendall!
7. Kris, are you proud or nahhh??
8. Oooooo, I like that one!
9. Holy s**t he is so good.
10. These bras are like a million dollars.
11. I can barely afford a $30 bra.
12. They're legs are so long!
13. I wonder how tall they actually are.
14. What's wrong with short girls?
15. *looks up height and weight of model during the entire commercial*
16. I forgot that Tyra Banks was a VS model.
17. That's before it was cool to be a VS model.
18. It doesn't look like that voice should be coming out of Ellie Golding.
19. What are thoooooooose?
20. Those are butterflies.
21. Well, I don't like them.
22. You know Yolanda from desperate housewives? Yeah that's her daughter.
23. Shhhhhhh.
24. Her boobs tho.
25. Do they get implants?
26. I wouldn't know how to get out of that afterwards.
27. I really like the butterfly theme.
28. *I work out seven days a week, sometimes twice a day* damn
29. They are so hot when they are sweating.
30. Look at that five-pound weight, get it girl.
31.*commercial break* Yeah I'm never going to look like that, I need a snack.
32. Did you??? *snobby voice*
33. Gigi ughhh.
34. You guys don't look like that when you go to the beach?
35. Honestly, I just hope my swimsuit top doesn't fall off.
36. I'm never eating again.
37. Do you wanna go to the gym in the morning?
38. Have they really even shown Kendall yet?
39. Awhhhh.
40. *Selena is introduced* #blessed
41. Where's jbiebs?
42. Dang her boobs look good.
43. Like I'd be scared my boobs would fall out.
44. I'm annoyed this is only an hour.
45. She is really pale.
46. She has a very normal body.
47. She looks like a confused 8th grader.
48. No, that looks like a confused 8th grader.
49. that was like 7th grade when neckties were in
50. They were giving that away.
51. I like this cause it's showing that women can be policemen and firemen.
52. Those pants are kinda cool tho.
53. I'm surprised they are showing things other than bras.
54. This a good song.
55. Ooooooo, killin' it.
56. Selena is probably average height, but she looks so small.
57. shhhhh.
58. It's a new bra guys.
59. Is she playing cricket?
60. *obnoxiously laughed*
61. Damn. Dang. Wow.
62. *sparkly pants* She looks like Edward Cullen.
63. I love her wings tho.
64. That booty tho.
65. She reminds me of one of those doormen with the hats.
66. Even Ellie matches that outfit.
67. Look at those balls.
68. I want someone to hit her in the face with a wing.
69. She just looks so innocent.
70. I like these snow outfits.
71. Those mittens are so ginormous.
72. That just did not sound good.
73. #TBT
74. Tyra was just on.
75. You're not funny.
76. Yeah, that was weird.
77. How does he style his hair? Like how does he get it shaped like that?
78. I wonder what they think about right before they go on stage.
79. *Sings along with I can't feel my face*
80. He's lovin' it over there.
81. He's like wearing a sweatshirt.
82. Yeah, I would like him to be a little more dressed up.
83. Damnnn.
84. That looks like it's from Dr. Suess or something.
85. What's it called? Horton Hears A Who?
86. Oh shit!
87. She looks like a peacock.
89. Her butt is falling out of those.
90. Whose isn't?!
91. That one is so skinny.
92. She looks really stiff.
93. woah. those. light. up.
94. Bring out Selena for the finale.
95. Awhhhhh.
96. There are so many.
97. Where is Kendall?
98. There she is.
99. I feel like we didn't even sit here for an hour.
100. Let's go get tickets for next year.
101. OMG, she is a midget. *referring to Selena again*
102. Still can't believe that was only an hour.
