30 "Princess Diaries" Quotes That Make It The Best Movie Of All Time

30 "Princess Diaries" Quotes That Make It The Best Movie Of All Time

"I can't do this, I'm a girl." "What am I, a duck?"

1. "I look like a moose." "Ah, yes, but a very cute moose! Make all the boy moose go 'WAAAAH!'"

2. "Well, as always, this is as good as it's gonna get."

3. “This is a non-riot hearse.”

4. "Gupta. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm." *slams phone down* "The queen is coming."

5. "It's a wango?"

6. “A princess never chases a chicken.”

7. “911, I’d like to report an accident…they put me on hold!” “Oh, for the love of God!”

8. "Do I want to know?" "I don't think so."

9. "You know, most kids hope for a car on their sixteenth birthday, not a country!"

10. "This is Lily Moscavitz for Shut Up and Listen, thank you and goodnight."

11. "Somebody sat on me again."

12. “They’re smitten, while playing badminton. Where’s my kitten?”

13. “Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”

14. “It’s not appropriate for royalty to jingle.”

15. “Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don’t like you.”

16. “Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”

17. “So we don’t shlump like this!”

18. "My expectation in life is to be invisible, and I'm good at it."

19. “Sir, you will find that the word fear is not in my vocabulary!” “Perhaps, but it’s in your eyes.”

20. “Wait for me, wait for me! Wait, wait. Not you, I don’t even know you!”

21. “Should I shoo him? Should I shoo him? Just tell me who to shoo and I’ll shoo.”

22. “I can’t do this, I’m a girl.” “What am I, a duck?”

23. “Lilly Moscovitz, best friend of Princess Mia, riiiiiiiding in the ’stang!”

24. “The Queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”

25. “I have never put on pantyhose before, but it sounds dangerous."

26. “I can’t talk to you right now. I’m late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.” “I’m late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”

27. “We are learning the art of the fan.” “Fascinating.”

28. “Lana got coned!”

29. “Amelia, you look so…young.” “Thank you. And you look so…..clean.”

30. "SHUT. UP!"

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I Blame My Dad For My High Expectations

Dad, it's all your fault.

I always tell my dad that no matter who I date, he's always my number one guy. Sometimes I say it as more of a routine thing. However, the meaning behind it is all too real. For as long as I can remember my dad has been my one true love, and it's going to be hard to find someone who can top him.

My dad loves me when I am difficult. He knows how to keep the perfect distance on the days when I'm in a mood, how to hold me on the days that are tough, and how to stand by me on the days that are good.

He listens to me rant for hours over people, my days at school, or the episode of 'Grey's Anatomy' I watched that night and never once loses interest.

He picks on me about my hair, outfit, shoes, and everything else after spending hours to get ready only to end by telling me, “You look good." And I know he means it.

He holds the door for me, carries my bags for me, and always buys my food. He goes out of his way to make me smile when he sees that I'm upset. He calls me randomly during the day to see how I'm doing and how my day is going and drops everything to answer the phone when I call.

When it comes to other people, my dad has a heart of gold. He will do anything for anyone, even his worst enemy. He will smile at strangers and compliment people he barely knows. He will strike up a conversation with anyone, even if it means going way out of his way, and he will always put himself last.

My dad also knows when to give tough love. He knows how to make me respect him without having to ask for it or enforce it. He knows how to make me want to be a better person just to make him proud. He has molded me into who I am today without ever pushing me too hard. He knew the exact times I needed to be reminded who I was.

Dad, you have my respect, trust, but most of all my heart. You have impacted my life most of all, and for that, I can never repay you. Without you, I wouldn't know what I to look for when I finally begin to search for who I want to spend the rest of my life with, but it might take some time to find someone who measures up to you.

To my future husband, I'm sorry. You have some huge shoes to fill, and most of all, I hope you can cook.

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