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College As Told By Spongebob

Because sometimes living in a pineapple under the sea sounds better than college.

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College can be hard and I know all of us students go through a roller coaster of emotions. From tests, to friends, to money, to professors — we've experienced every feeling possible. I think we can all agree that Spongebob can accurately explain college for all of us.

1. Waking up ten minutes before your 8:00 A.M. like

2. And you know you have zero time to look even the slightest bit decent

3. But this is how you feel on the days you do look good

4. Mondays

5. The way your professors feels when you try to give them excuses

6. When your professor randomly calls on you in class about the reading you were supposed to do as homework

7. When the professor says there's a surprise quiz

8. The way morning classes make you feel

9. When you get your test back and you did worse than you thought

10. And then calling your parents to tell them how you did

11. Lectures

12. Studying for a test and the questions on the test are completely different than what you studied for

13. When you're in the middle of something important online and the WiFi goes out

14. Procrastinating an essay and then realizing you have ten minutes before it's due

15. When housing emails you saying you got a package

16. When it's finally the weekend

17. This is about how much money you have to your name

18. So you do what you gotta do to make more

19. Seeing someone on campus that you just can't stand

20. Meeting someone on the weekend and then seeing them during the weekday

21. Spending every second with your best friend

22. Contemplating whether you should stay in college or drop out and marry rich

23. And then remembering that it'll all be worth it

24. And realizing these will be four of some of the greatest years of your life

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