I think it's pretty safe to say that any seasoned drinker tends to have a few favorites. Not only favorites, but also drinks that they refuse to ever drink again. Some are die hard devoted while others fluctuate a bit on their drink of choice, but regardless, there's usually a general type of purpose or person that drinks each type. So if you're wondering what category of people you fall into, or want an explanation as to why the hell your roommate exclusively drinks Fireball, read on, and learn a little more about yourself and your friends.
1. Everclear
You only drink this if you want to die. Or if you plan to pretend it's just water and laugh as your poor friend sprays it everywhere.
2. Fireball
Fireball is for people who want to feel badass. You may not actually be a badass, but the important thing is that you feel like you are. You probably also are under the age of 22 and have clothes you bought specifically for going out. There is no shame in this.
3. Peach Taaka or Grape Karkov
There are a few reasons why you would drink this sh*t. 1. You are a frat boy. 2. You are a girl attending a frat party.
4. Tequila
People seem to really thrive or absolutely die after drinking tequila. You’ll probably spend the night trying to film your audition for Girls Gone Wild. Regardless, you'll probably spend the whole night dancing.
5. Wine
Wine is for the emotional drinker. You'll have a good cry. Probably drunk text your ex that you still love them. Cry again. Then pass out at 10 PM.
6. Champagne
Everything's a celebration. A on a test, promotion, made it through another Monday, whatever. You're living life and lovin' it. Besides, bottle service is fun!
7. Beer
If it's a nice craft beer or an IPA, you actually enjoy beer for it's flavor, and you probably actually understand the differences between each one and you know what "hoppy" means (if you think I'm talking about a bunny, you probably don't grab a beer to wind down). IF it's Natty Lite or Keystone, I'm sure you're a college guy who has somehow convinced himself that it tastes fine as long as it's in a beer bong or being shotgunned.
