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College Life As Told By Ace Ventura

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College Life As Told By Ace Ventura

Everyone gets excited for college because it is the first time we are truly responsible for ourselves. Sometimes college life can be awesome and sometimes it can be overwhelming, so here are some examples of college life as told by Ace Ventura.

1. When a teacher you're not too fond of asks you a question in front of the whole class.

2. When you get good parking on campus.

3. Finding out class is canceled.

4. Eating too much from the food court.

5. Seeing someone across the food court you don't like.

6. When you try to eat healthier.

7. When you think you see your best friend across campus.

8. When you move into your first apartment and don't have to deal with dorms anymore.

9. Having to be the DD for your friends.

10. So hungover water even makes you throw up.

11. Friends dragging you places when you don't want to go.

12. Showing off those smooth dance moves at a party.

13. Single and ready for the weekend.

14. Asking someone out and getting immediately rejected.

15. Accidentally running into someone you don't like.

16. Figuring out every assignment for every class is due around the same time.

17. Realizing you have multiple tests on the same day.

18. Late for class on test day, so you decide to run.

19. Finding out you passed a test you thought you failed.

20. So tired that you don't want to go to to your next class.

21. Skipping class because you can.


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