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10 Thoughts College Kids Have When Buying New Glasses

Time to get these old things replaced.

Joseph Martin
May 29, 2018
Susquehanna University
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10 Thoughts College Kids Have When Buying New Glasses
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Getting a new pair of glasses is simultaneously one of the most exciting and terrifying things to go through. On one hand, a new pair of glasses could be just what you need to shake up your whole look. But it’s also a pretty permanent choice, and choosing the wrong pair means you’re stuck with them.

Here’s what the thought process looks like:

1. How long have I had these for?

A lot can happen in two and a half years.

2. Is there an Option 3?

I'm still blind as a bat either way.

3. Well, at least I'm not too much blinder.

Maybe I can make it to 30 without a seeing eye dog.

4. Should I shake up my style?

Maybe I’m finally hipster enough to pull off the Buddy Holly look.

5. These glasses make me look like an extra from ‘Revenge of the Nerds.’

That's gonna a be a big nope.

6. Is this the pair I bought last time?

Can't go wrong with the same style you've been pulling for years, right?

7. OH MY GOD THIS IS THE PAIR.

Now to worry about the $350 price tag.

8. This would be so much cheaper if I was Swedish...

Why do I have to pay so much for something I literally can’t function without?

9. Why did I ever choose this pair?

10. I could get used to this...

Time to go out and rock this new look!

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