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College Horoscopes: Party Edition

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Aries: The Ram (3/21 to 4/19)

At a party, Aries is never there long. In fact, an Aries is going to be that friend who you are going to lose half way through the night because they got bored and went somewhere else, or promised to go to their lab partner's girlfriend's sorority sister's birthday party and conveniently forgot to tell you. Don't worry though, the aries friend doesn't hate you, they just hated your game plan for the night. By the time you call an Aries and get them to drop you a pin, they will have left before you make it to their pinned location.

Taurus: The Bull (4/20 to 5/20)

The Taurus party-goer is a regular at either their favorite bar or fraternity, because they love what they know. When you go out with a Taurus, they know everyone there, and if you decide to leave, they will claim to 'catch up with you later,' because they just love their spot that much. Consistency is key, but it gets boring.

Gemini: The Twins (5/21 to 6/20)

The Gemini is very social, and makes friends wherever he or she goes. Yet, the Gemini usually has a hidden agenda, and their kind gestures are calculated with purpose. For example, a Gemini woman will flirt with the doorman only to have her boyfriend let into the bar later. If you want to make new friends, this is the sign to party with.

Cancer: The Crab (6/21 to 7/22)

On a good night, the cancer makes instant best friends while waiting in line for the bathroom. On a bad night, the cancer can be found crying in the the corner calling their ex from high school and telling them that they love them because they are emotional drinkers. Or, they will start a fight with someone and flip a table over, depending on the mood.

Leo: The Lion (7/23 to 8/22)

In any social setting, the Leo wants to protect their reputation, and a party is no different. Because of their fear of doing something stupid, the Leo won't let lose much. Also, Leos share the protective traits of a fierce safari cat over their friends. They are the mom of the friend group, walking their friends home and holding someone's hair at least once a week.

Virgo: The Virgin (8/23 to 9/22)

Contrary to the Virgo's symbol, the Virgo is the one who's making out on the dance floor and who won't come back home with you. If not totally promiscuous, the Virgo can at least be considered a flirt. On most nights, he or she will keep everyone guessing as to who they came to the party with, and most importantly, if they will leave alone.

Libra: The Scales (9/23 to 10/22)

The Libra enjoys a balance of kicking back and having fun. A Libra wants to maximize fun and minimize conflict, so they always try to make sure that their friends are all around and no drama occurs throughout the night. The Libra also hates deciding where to go, so they love to go out when someone else has already decided where the pre-game is and which place everyone is headed to next.

Scorpio: The Scorpion (10/23 to 11/21)

A scorpion doesn't strike often, but accurately. You can think of a Scorpio the same way, only with parties. This is the friend who always has prior commitments, from studying and working to date-night and travelling. When this friend comes out, it is well-planned and exciting, and it won't happen again anytime soon.

Sagittarius: The Archer (11/22 to 12/21)

The Archer is the rebellious one, and tends to party at concerts and indie venues. A Sagittarius is the friend that makes crazy suggestions to jump off of bridges at 1 am or to try to sneak onto a tour bus. A night out with the archer results in an incredible story to tell for months, or a felony... use caution.

Capricorn: The Seagoat (12/22 to 1/19)

The Capricorn is rather ambitious and somewhat of a control freak, so he or she wants to be the best at everything, including drinking. The Seagoat (whatever that is...?) enjoys getting rowdy, and will frequently over-do it. Once you hear them utter "the room is spinning," they're done.

Aquarius: The Water Carrier (1/20 to 2/18)

As a Water Carrier, the Aquarius is the 'go with the flow' type. Because they easy going, an Aquarius will often be the host of a pre-game or a party. As a carrier of water, the Aquarius is the most likely to get an MIP or a citation for drinking in public, because they also want to carry a bottle of cheap vodka across 3 blocks to the next party destination. When the planets are lined up, they'll probably end up in detox.

Pisces: The Fishes (2/19 to 3/20)

A Pisces drinks like a fish. The Pisces party-goer is that special type of individual who has a liver of steel. They can drink from 10 in the morning until 3 or 4 am the next day, without stopping. The fish is the friend who no one can really keep up with, so they will strategically meet up with different groups throughout the day/night. The downside is the Pisces is constantly drunk, and doesn't really have his or her life together.

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